In bed right now feeling I'll (non alcohol relate)

Oliver Clothesoff said:
Gas = Petrol
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If you take a high res pic of the boobs while pretending to check your messages, can the boob girl detect it was camera taking a pic?
 
I know you are thinking about masturbating. Dont do this, 100% you'll feel worse.
The guaranteed fix for this situation depends on the contents of your cupboard.
You need to get your blender out and smash up a fruit smoothie. Aim for at least 1L.
Drink that shit down, more paracetamol, then go to bed.
You'll wake up feeling fine.
 
JabToucher said:
Its OK I've taken paracetamol now.

And you yanks need to understand crisps better!

Chips are chips and crisps are crisps.

Non of this fries or potato chips Lark!
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Testify!

If you buy wood chips they ain't shavings like crisps! Americans changed the rules for a potato snack!
 
Seriously , it sounds like someone spiked your drink.


How's your anus feeling?
 
davidlemonparty said:
I know you are thinking about masturbating. Dont do this, 100% you'll feel worse.
The guaranteed fix for this situation depends on the contents of your cupboard.
You need to get your blender out and smash up a fruit smoothie. Aim for at least 1L.
Drink that shit down, more paracetamol, then go to bed.
You'll wake up feeling fine.
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Or you'll fill your bed with 1L Smoothie-Puke resulting in fatigue, not being able to clean up bed and a long sleep in said Smoothie-Puke.
 
Red Bull is borderline poison. Drink warm water with fresh ginger, honey and cinnamon.
 
GSP_37 said:
If you take a high res pic of the boobs while pretending to check your messages, can the boob girl detect it was camera taking a pic?
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Just make sure you don’t have flash on oh God
 
Phlog said:
Testify!

If you buy wood chips they ain't shavings like crisps! Americans changed the rules for a potato snack!
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Think again Limey! These are chips and what the potato chips looked like when they were first invented.
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Brit William Kitchiner had them in his cookbook as 1/4 inch thick slices. He also had a recipe to use a potato peeler to make thin strips around the potato which would be crisps.
 
ralphc1 said:
Think again Limey! These are chips and what the potato chips looked like when they were first invented.
Vintage-Cardboard-Poker-Chips-Grouping-103-pic-1A-2048%3A10.10-83-f.jpg

Brit William Kitchiner had them in his cookbook as 1/4 inch thick slices. He also had a recipe to use a potato peeler to make thin strips around the potato which would be crisps.
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Yeah, they are like 10 times the thickness of a crisp!

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Start a GoFundMe for a rope and a rickety stool, that will do us all a favor
 
I'm feeling you'll... it's the next step after feeling I'll.
 
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