In bed right now feeling I'll (non alcohol relate)

[JabToucher]

Felt drunk earlier and was about to go home. Then some friends turned up who I hadn't seen yet.

Not wanting to overdue teh booze thing, I settled for two red bulls while staying with them for a bit.

I walked home then five mins later I crashed out on the floor feeling bloody awful! I get ungodly hungry and ate two packets of crisps.

Then fell asleep next to my dog for 15 mins. This unexpected carpet nap made me feel worse!

I have been trying to straighten myself out for the last two hours and am now in bed.

I even came close to creating a whingy attention seeking thread here I felt so bad!

On the plus side I did speak to a girl who had amazing tits but she brushed me off!

 

[Davem10]

What is your age?

 

[Drain Bamage]

How do you know she had amazing tits, were they out?

Bras can work miracles

 

[dc007]

Just sleep brother

 

[JabToucher]

How do you know she had amazing tits, were they out?

Bras can work miracles

Man oh man! She was pretty average in build, not fat nor thin. But huge boob's!

,had a body suit on with a massive v slit down the chest with no bra on.

 

[Oliver Clothesoff]

Smoke some weed. Watch a movie. Maybe eat something? That's all I got.

 

[Simian Raticus]

(non alcohol relate)

Felt drunk .....

 

[JabToucher]

Smoke some weed. Watch a movie. Maybe eat something? That's all I got.

Thanks but I wouldn't put that weed shit in my body.

 

[Oliver Clothesoff]

Thanks but I wouldn't put that weed shit in my body.

Just Alcohol. Got it.

ETA: There's a Bellator card on.... maybe some violence will cheer you up.

 

[JabToucher]

Just Alcohol. Got it.

Energy drinks too and smoking. Less chemicals.

 

[hillelslovak87]

@JabToucher in order to give you proper advice, I need to know what crisps are, and the quantity of crisps per packet.

 

[JabToucher]

@JabToucher in order to give you proper advice, I need to know what crisps are, and the quantity of crisps per packet.

Hula hoops and a packet of cheese and onion.

 

[Oliver Clothesoff]

@JabToucher in order to give you proper advice, I need to know what crisps are, and the quantity of crisps per packet.

Crisps = Potato Chips

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

Thank god u chose not to create a whiny attention seeking thread JT

 

[JabToucher]

Thank god u chose not to create a whiny attention seeking thread JT

Yeah I didn't want to be a pest and get on anyone's nerves.

 

[hillelslovak87]

Crisps = Potato Chips

Well, then there's not really a way for me to receive an accurate answer then, is there? TS is going to die.

Hula hoops and a packet of cheese and onion.

I haven't a clue as to what you're saying here.

As I said, you is gun die.

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

Yeah I didn't want to be a pest and get on anyone's nerves.

F9rreal tbo, ayit those energy drinks they are poison

 

[JabToucher]

Well, then there's not really a way for me to receive an accurate answer then, is there? TS is going to die.

I haven't a clue as to what you're saying here.

As I said, you is gun die.

Its OK I've taken paracetamol now.

And you yanks need to understand crisps better!

Chips are chips and crisps are crisps.

Non of this fries or potato chips Lark!

 

[Oliver Clothesoff]

Here's some more.

Flashlight = Torch
Gas = Petrol
Soccer = Football
Cookie = Biscuit
Diaper= Nappy
Can = Tin
Elevator = Lift
Truck = Lorry
Hood = Bonnet
Trunk = Boot
Eraser = (this is my favorite) Rubber

I watch a lot of Wheeler Dealers....

 

[hillelslovak87]

Its OK I've taken paracetamol now.

And you yanks need to understand crisps better!

Chips are chips and crisps are crisps.

Non of this fries or potato chips Lark!

It's like a different language!!!