Im not done talking. Little Boy.

[touchedbyjab]

I quit mixing benzos and alcohol a long time ago. One of two things happen: You either pass out or you stay awake and rage and don't remember a fucking thing.

 

[One Inch Punch]

Lol I remember this thread. The Christopher walken version was hilarious

 

[Helden]

Lol I remember this thread. The Christopher walken version was hilarious

I looked it up just now too.. for the Christopher Walken version

 

[Zefram Cochrane]

seems legit

 

[Guernica]

Phail thread

 

[AndroidRage]

"Thing with me is that, I am smart and I'm self smarted basically, by myself. Basically from nature and smokin' drugs and doin different things I was self uhh..... self learned myself. And thats the whole difference I guess, is that I dont need the books, the schooling type things. I just get everything on my own. Because of that, I'm alive right now. I mean, if I read more books or tried to go onto collage or doin things like that, I'd be dead right now, because people say books and collage are for to make you smarter but they can also be for to get you dead. Which is what could happen to me! My brain doesn't use enough oxygen cause I dont have the whole thing filled with the different stuff. If it was full, it's only part full, and thats why I'm alive right now. The guards are in here like, here read this book, try to get smarter, I'm like, alright I'll pretend to read it but I'm not gonna really read it, cause then my brain would get more full, if I have another heart attack, I'm gonna die!"

Lmao omg is this a quote from redhawks?

 

[Anderson Aldo]

 

[LilChuckLil]

 

[ChickenNugget]

 

[Hans Gercmiov]

I remember this thread. I lmao'd because this is probably what my texts to random chicks I know look like at 2 am after a fifth of tequila.

I also recently discovered Tinder, so now I get to drunk text total strangers as well.

 

[Gun'n'Run]

Such an absolutely epic first reply, I'm surprised anyone had anything to say after that one besides 'bump'


F-step would be proud of this one. Random garbage isn't a hit every time it's done. These threads are special lol

 

[chrass]

U jus eat a bunch of shrooms or somethin?

 

[cheezum]

N

Or "young man" in rampageses words "young man" lol

So Jones Bones is a young man for sure, but DC Cormier is "grown" who is the more man? I cant ever say yea that guy ya know, ON TOP you got Rhonda, glad cupcake take got the belt,

"It aint about being a hero, its about saving the life no matter what"

Let that sink in...

You fail Engrish? That unpossible!

 

[Ozze]

Confused Travolta is confused...

 

[Spath]

This thread needs to come up at least once a month. "Let that sink in" lol

 

[Rockman14]

U jus eat a bunch of shrooms or somethin?

No but Im thinking about it, been listening to Joe Rogan Experience.

 

[GrewUpSlapBoxin]

What is this shit??? The favoritism or bias around here is unreal. To the point it's honestly frustrating. I've spent a decent bit of time and energy on threads in the past only to have them wastelanded. Not only is this shit show not in the wasteland yet, the first reply is from a senior moderator playing along with the stupidity.

Its like being back in high school where certain kids get away with everything and the normal kids get disciplined for being 2 minutes late to class.

You new to the internet?

 

[LoneStalker]

You are wrong, TS.
And you know it.
SAD!

 

[VonHalen]

Pro Tip:

The thread title & OP get way better, if you read it in Christopher Walken's voice.

Here ya go:



Click Play ^^

This was absolutely amazing. Made this thread worth it.

 

[Rockman14]

You new to the internet?