I'm never going to the woods ever again

[usernamee]

If I’m alone in the woods I‘m the crazy murderer. I’ll just plot-twist that shit.

That's probably how it starts. Two normal people trying to get the jump on being the crazy murdered before the crazy murderer murders them.

 

[ChiggerNuts]

I once saw two men having an affair while I was hiking in the woods. Very disturbing

Hope they didn't ask you to join in their fun lmao jk

 

[Cole train]

Thats why pros go to woods in winter

 

[DoctorNick]

But the woods are a gold mine for discarded erotic literature…..and most of the fluids wipe off easily enough.

Only those who brave the forest deserve the treasure my sherbro

 

[Thepaintbucket]

Never going into deep forest in the middle of nowhere crew#. Read the creepy sub reddit about people encountering other people and you won't either

 

[deviake]

Adorbs. Looks very cuddly

 

[Ballsaque]

Me and my ex-ex-ex girlfriend once fucked in the woods. I got stung by a hundred mosquitos and it was that bad her older sister who's a doctor put me on IV's in her home.

That was fucking great!

Thats alotta sucking in one day

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I wish i had pictures for every time i had close encounters with a bear. By the time the shock of having one within meters of you goes away... they are usually thick in the woods again, making distance before you even think of busting out the camera.

Joys of loving hiking.

The woods are very serene and peaceful, but also can get terrifying real quick.

 

[Tito Tapped]

Things are going to crawl on you, oh well.

Bears tho, yikes. That bear knows you're there well before you ever see him.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Those are chiggers. Still not fun to deal with.

Hey, woah. At least don’t use the hard R.

 

[Natural Order]

I once saw two men having an affair while I was hiking in the woods. Very disturbing

That was your mom and dad.

 

[Natural Order]

Hey, woah. At least don’t use the hard R.

Chigga is still acceptable, yes?

 

[IndyCovaHart]

Didn’t this dude just die

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Chigga is still acceptable, yes?

That’s more like it.

 

[Versez]

That was your mom and dad.

Such an immature person that you are , you’re in your mid 40s ? Hmm.

 

[Natural Order]

Such an immature person that you are , you’re in your mid 40s ? Hmm.

Oh, now we're playing the mature card lol

 

[Versez]

Oh, now we're playing the mature card lol

Are you drunk ? Go back to sleep buddy.

 

[JangoMike]

Hey, woah. At least don’t use the hard R.

**Chiggas

 

[Spounman]

This is nightmare material

It was Data