I'm never going to the woods ever again

Rozko said:
I have seen some 500lbs monsters on the side of the county roads in my area. 200grain hard cast is a must
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Big Mama Sows with a clutch of piglets are evil demons too. They will kill you out of defense....but come back and eat you later.

I have killed a pig with a 17hmr tho before. Didnt lose much meat either which was nice
 
Flower2dPeople said:
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Saw an article on Apple News where old guy in Japan opened his garage door and a bear was inside and promptly mauled and bit him before running away. Sounded like his house wasn't out far from civilization but maybe in the city.
 
I was just thinking about this the other day! In my youth many movies are sort about the joys of camping, getting away from the city and going into the peaceful woods.

Now in this time and age, movies often portray the woods as being dangerous, evil places to be.

From my experience I'd choose the woods over the big cities everyday when it comes to safety and peace.
 
Beechwood said:
From my experience I'd choose the woods over the big cities everyday when it comes to safety and peace.
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This all day. To me there’s nothing better than a day in the forest, whether it’s hunting, hiking, fishing or just riding my atv. The more remote the better.
 
If they only made another season you would've found out that there's little humans under those exoskeletons...... Poor Chigs.....
 
NadaRekowski said:
Me and my ex-ex-ex girlfriend once fucked in the woods. I got stung by a hundred mosquitos and it was that bad her older sister who's a doctor put me on IV's in her home.

That was fucking great!
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I got caught having sex with my wife while we were deer hunting last year, by the forestry guy. He gave us a minute to get changed before bothering us at least I guess…
 
JangoMike said:
Those are chiggers. Still not fun to deal with.
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For sure. They are the most annoying insects.

I used to hang out in the woods at night way back in high school to drink with my buddies...until someone called the cops and they came in one night.
 
Beechwood said:
From my experience I'd choose the woods over the big cities everyday when it comes to safety and peace.
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The woods can be dangerous too. I hate running into people when I'm deep in the wilderness. If they are crazy murderers there's nobody to help you.

There was a guy camping a couple hours away from me and he got killed by some homeless dude. There were indications that they shared a meal first, so the camper likely invited the guy to hang out and chat, and then at some point the guy picked up the campers hatchet and chopped him to death.
 
GSP_37 said:
Saw an article on Apple News where old guy in Japan opened his garage door and a bear was inside and promptly mauled and bit him before running away. Sounded like his house wasn't out far from civilization but maybe in the city.
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Japan just mobilized their troops to deal with the bears.
 
Fedorgasm said:
The woods can be dangerous too. I hate running into people when I'm deep in the wilderness. If they are crazy murderers there's nobody to help you.

There was a guy camping a couple hours away from me and he got killed by some homeless dude. There were indications that they shared a meal first, so the camper likely invited the guy to hang out and chat, and then at some point the guy picked up the campers hatchet and chopped him to death.
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If I’m alone in the woods I‘m the crazy murderer. I’ll just plot-twist that shit.
 
My Dad's best friend wore pantyhose sprayed with off over his thermal underwear. He was a heavy hunter. Killed 4-5 deer a year.
 
I once saw two men having an affair while I was hiking in the woods. Very disturbing
 
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