I'm catfishing as a bi woman on OKCupid. Any questions?

[greenmamba]

Lol nice. You should get multiple accounts on multiple dating sites. You have to record them all and you can post them on your own website.

Then you just need to get funnier and you can be like so many other sites that have already done the same thing only better.
Your name can be 'latetotheparty976', don't copy that name it's trademarked.

And before you ask,
"yes I am a genuine guy.. that hopes you bring your clitorral vibrator, for genuineness and such"

Yeah sorry about that. My mom finally just got rid of dial-up so I'm about 10 years behind on internet culture.

 

[Necro Yeti]

That dude should have stopped typing after "I've got a couple other guys coming over tonight". I want that ass all day.

Where the fuck have you been?

 

[GearSolidMetal]

Post screenshots of the creepy messages and pics of the creepers that send them.

 

[bonghead420]

Why are you such a weirdo?

This so much.

 

[greenmamba]

This so much.

 

[M3t4tr0n]

That dude should have stopped typing after "I've got a couple other guys coming over tonight". I want that ass all day.

Lol I died when I read that.

 

[gotBooched]

Where the fuck have you been?

Ah man, summers are typically work all day, dick around all night. Haven't been around here much. How's life?

 

[Kamishiro Yuu]

There is a slightly homoerotic voyeur tone in this thread, and by slightly, I mean overwhelming, bro.

 

[MortalWombat]

There is a slightly homoerotic voyeur tone in this thread, and by slightly, I mean overwhelming, bro.

Especially if these adventures on okcupid are preceded by an elaborate make up routine and are conducted while wearing fishnets.

Which I totally bet they're not.

 

[Kamishiro Yuu]

Especially if these adventures on okcupid are preceded by an elaborate make up routine and are conducted while wearing fishnets.

Which I totally bet they're not.

You seem to have some experience in these areas, bro.

 

[MortalWombat]

You seem to have some experience in these areas, bro.

This ain't my first mayberry thread.

 

[Kamishiro Yuu]

This ain't my first mayberry thread.

I suppose so, bro.

 

[chokeyou]

I suppose so, bro.

How did I know you'd be in here?

 

[Kamishiro Yuu]

How did I know you'd be in here?

You don't know me, you don't know me at all, bro.

 

[chokeyou]

You don't know me, you don't know me at all, bro.

I know that you are a man-woman. Admit that it is you in those pics you post.

 

[Kamishiro Yuu]

I know that you are a man-woman. Admit that it is you in those pics you post.

Umm, I think this has already been discussed and brought up, but that is not me. I'm not nearly that anglo/white looking, bro.

 

[DeJulez]

If Sherdog was High-School, I feel like I just walked under the stairs where all those weird kids hang out and do weird things.

 

[Kamishiro Yuu]

If Sherdog was High-School, I feel like I just walked under the stairs where all those weird kids hang out and do weird things.

Lot of drugs to be found there, bro.

 

[DeJulez]

Lot of drugs to be found there, bro.

Oh yea.

Nothin better than buying weed of the weird kid who keeps his stash with his Magic cards.

 

[Kamishiro Yuu]

Oh yea.

Nothin better than buying weed of the weird kid who keeps his stash with his Magic cards.

Josh Barnett would be offended, bro.