I'm assuming that literally 0 of you care about Melanie Martinez

[LiLoMMA]

What the fuck?

It's like teenage pop but demented, maybe like teen pop on acid?
There is nothing else like it as far as I know.

 

[FierceRedBelt]

She's a former pornographic actress who goes by the name Melanie Martinez now

Girls like that only exist sophomore year of college.

 

[I Am Legion]

She looks like a tranny

 

[Anung Un Rama]

 

[LiLoMMA]

Or maybe it just takes a real man to admit they enjoy truly feminine artwork. At least that's what I tell myself when I get shit for bumping Regina Spektor.

It's funny, I would probably enjoy Regina Spektor more, but her being USSR born throws me off, since I am too and it seems like all my comrades hate the shit out of me so I assume she would too. Solid artist tho, I enjoy her music begrudgingly when my coworker plays it

 

[LiLoMMA]

She looks like a tranny

You're lucky I'm not a mod, instant ban

 

[LiLoMMA]

She's a former pornographic actress who goes by the name Melanie Martinez now

 

[koolinkunming]

I really didn't need to know this or hear this, but thank you. My wife likes this kind of shitty music though, so she might know.

She's a former pornographic actress who goes by the name Melanie Martinez now

Now this I did need to know, thank you.

 

[punkmother]

She's a former pornographic actress who goes by the name Melanie Martinez now

if this is who we are talking about and you know her, can you pass her a message that i care for her deeply.

 

[I Am Legion]

You're lucky I'm not a mod, instant ban

Dude you have to admit she isn't a looker. She looks like Billy Joel and Lady Gaga had a kid.

 

[WorldofWarcraft]

if this is who we are talking about and you know her, can you pass her a message that i care for her deeply.

I will pass on that message immediately. Even though she is very talented at what she does, we must insist that she cease in her furthering of her career in pornographic movies.

 

[Lethal]

Googled her, weird is correct.

Spoiler

Definitely would though

 

[ToxicShocker]

I have a pandora station that is Melanie Martinez & Marina and the Diamonds. I don't care if it's gaytarded

 

[LiLoMMA]

Dude you have to admit she isn't a looker. She looks like Billy Joel and Lady Gaga had a kid.

. Her looks are not a part of the equation for me, but she isn't any parody of anything. Like 99% of the time when people do it up like she does, it's a gimmick and pathetic. In this case, it works perfectly.
I would marry her

 

[koolinkunming]

Googled her, weird is correct.

Spoiler

Definitely would though

I'm soooo down for that. Yummy!

 

[LiLoMMA]

Timing is the only reason I'm not MelanieMartinezMMA

 

[Kardashians]

Yes! She does that "Dollhouse" song.
It was all over the radio, I remember looking her up and being disappointed that it was her only song. Then she put out an album and changed my life

Oh lol they'd never play a song like that on my radio station xD

 

[FierceRedBelt]

It's funny, I would probably enjoy Regina Spektor more, but her being USSR born throws me off, since I am too and it seems like all my comrades hate the shit out of me so I assume she would too. Solid artist tho, I enjoy her music begrudgingly when my coworker plays it

Funny you mention that, she feels so much like a New York Jewish girl to me; so much so that I'd define the Jewish American girl from the Bronx 'subculture' by her and her work. To think that, not only is she not a native, she didn't immigrate until 10 or so years old is fairly hard for me to make sense of.

 

[Loiosh]

Checked her out.

Not bad, but doesn't quite get there for me.

 

[Revolver]

Never heard of him