I'm a 205lb male that got subbed by a 115lb female at my local MMA gym today

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  1. Bobbybackpack

    Bobbybackpack Green Belt

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    You'd get subbed or KO'd by Rose Namajunas anyways tough guy.
     
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  2. Texas

    Texas Blue Belt

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    Not if he’s a bus driver he won’t
     
  3. The Schmoop

    The Schmoop Black Belt

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    First page is still great
     
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  4. MC Paul Barman

    MC Paul Barman Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    Probably not.
    But whatever fantasy gets your rocks off, weirdo
     
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  5. Shrewms

    Shrewms Blue Belt

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    Or a Dolly Trolley handler.
     
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  6. sodomanaz

    sodomanaz Blue Belt

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    This would have been a great Get in my Guard bit. Get subbed by his mom.
     
  7. Megatronlee

    Megatronlee Red Belt

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    You just not good
     
  8. YourOnlineHero

    YourOnlineHero Blue Belt

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    Never been subbed by a girl. Never will.

    The trick is to always go hard and always progress to north south.
     
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  9. ens189

    ens189 ELI-te Belt Platinum Member

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    Did we ever find out if this chick pegged TS after?
     
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  10. Clippy

    Clippy sweet fried chicken haul on the highway

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    get well soon
     
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  11. Eusung

    Eusung Green Belt

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  12. Lucifer Alpha

    Lucifer Alpha The Catastrophe

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    Why are you still alive?
     
  13. SpongeJoshSquareCheck

    SpongeJoshSquareCheck Orange Belt

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    If you're 205 pounds and you rolled with a 115 pound girl and didn't break her you're the biggest pussy ever
     
  14. Anomonis

    Anomonis Brown Belt

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    Could ask you the same thing, bro. Happy Holidays.
     
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  15. Benedict XVI

    Benedict XVI yeah, yeah, yeah. Banned

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    Omg tbh.
     
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    jei Danger Zone Admin Staff Member Forum Administrator

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    To the Archives we go!
     

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