I'm a 205lb male that got subbed by a 115lb female at my local MMA gym today

I think most of this site is American, they seem to fear strong women a lot in that culture.
Or simply we are not pussy who get beaten by girls,unlese women in your country are these mystic amazon with 6,5 feet with ton of muscle that can teer you apart, you are a pussy.
 
I'm just gonna toss a comment in here after 21pgs, that I'm not about to read any part of this discussion but for the 1st page, which delivered some giggles.
 
I have no idea how someone with a 90lb weight advantage gets subbed, unless this is a black belt/white belt situation or you were patronizing a child/woman :oops:

You can muscle out of anything someone that much smaller can throw up ffs :confused:

Cardio. It sucks the strenght out of everyone if you are not named Sakuraba. Put a very good conditioned female against some fatty male like ts and without time limit there will be a shift of dominance. Cardio is very important.
 
Hahahahahahahaha. 205 lbs 50% body fat?

My mate is a gym-goer, only 5'6. He went on a date with a local female judo champ. He said he let her try to grapple him on the beach and he would just grab her by the ass and turn her over at will and said she was getting super frustrated because she couldn't do anything to him.

Man vs. woman is similar to man vs. black bear.
 
To all you Sherdoggers living in your parents basement typing away with your Cheetos stained fingers saying you don't care for manlets, strawweights, flyweights and/or female fighters cause they have no skill etc. please do the diehard MMA community a big favour STFU. These "manlets" and female fighters in the UFC have tremendous skill and strength but you guys wouldn't know it since you most of you sit on your ass all day and never engaged in any combat sports in your life. Any UFC "manlet" or woman would whoop your ass if you ever stepped into the cage or gym with them let alone a recreational or amateur in the gym training for a few years.

Let it go pal, stop talking shit. Wow, you got submitted in sparring because you didn't want to go hard on her. Would it really look the same if it were a real fight or a life or death situation? Shut the fuck up, seriously. Majority of women in WMMA have poor movement coordination for any sport, but as in everything there are exceptions.
 
This thread made my day
 
I float between 180-190lbs.

At my first BJJ class I was put up against this scrawny heroine looking chick that couldn't have cracked 100lbs. She was tatted up and cocky and I thought to myself "Fuck this, I'm going to crush this bitch". The buzzer went and she came at me. We clinched and I picked her up and slammed her on her back like she was weightless. She triangle choked me until I blacked out, I was too egotistical to tap.

Of course, if it was a real fight, I would have shattered her face...but man did I gain a lot of respect for the skills of those with legit training.
So at your 1st BJJ class they put you up against a scrawny " heroine " looking chick and the " buzzer went " and she came at you. Then you clinched and you picked her up and slammed her and got triangle choked ? Really ? Are you sure ? Doesn't sound like a 1st BJJ class to me. Are you sure this wasn't in your imagination ?
 
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So at your 1st BJJ class they put you up against a scrawny " heroine " looking chick and the " buzzer went " and she came at you. Then you clinched and you picked her up and slammed her and got triangle choked ? Really ? Are you sure ? Doesn't sound like a 1st BJJ class to me. Are you sure this wasn't in your imagination ?
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most people here have never trained grappling and don't understand that a 115 pound girl who knows how to grapple would easily tap 99% of them out.

Firstly I doubt the girl was really 115 lbs. Second, I'm sure some of the larger guys would be able to stop it srs.
 
Too funny right ? I wonder if they had an announcer too. " In the blue corner, making his BJJ debut, Dwayne Ameeeeerrrica ! " hahahaha
You have gave me stomach pains because and well you illustred
Too funny right ? I wonder if they had an announcer too. " In the blue corner, making his BJJ debut, Dwayne Ameeeeerrrica ! " hahahaha
Your description so well illustraded gave me stomach pain of laugh.
 
You have gave me stomach pains because and well you illustred
Your description so well illustraded gave me stomach pain of laugh.
Good. We all need a good laugh sometimes !
 
You're a fucking pussy.

I think you might be a beta.

Lol u must be a shitty grappler homie

Unless she was hot as fuck and you wanted to try and get some ass later, that's pretty bad...
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205lbs but you're 5ft 3, so youre a fat shit TS.

I don't think Sherdog is the right place for you TS.

That's pathetic man... For real.
I'm going to assume its made up to try and prove a dumb point. If not, find the weight room or grow some balls.

The manlets kick my ass but the girls in the UFC? Most of them have less of a chance than Bisping beating Rockhold....wait bad example.

I would kick her fucking ass, your fucking ass, and Mighty Mouse's fucking ass

So you're mad you got subbed by a girl and you decided to write an angry sherdog post to feel better?

Your experience doesn't have anything to so with fan interest in lighter weight divisions.

.....and it sounds like you might suck at grappling.

TS chose a weird way to come out of the closet...

What did she sub u with? Why are you angry at us, you are the one with shitty sub defense

Does ts not even have the balls to defend himself in this thread


Cough cough pusssy cough cough

How embarrassing

{<jordan}

There's not a man in your family is there TS ?

Are you cisgender male, or did you decide to identify as one later in life?

If yes cisgender male, poste piks of girl you rolled with. Even if you're F2M tranny, still poast piqs.

Seriously how did you get subbed by a 115 lb woman?

holy fuck you're useless lol


OP clearly a manlet.

GTFO off sherdog, you're weak. how the hell can you get tapped out by some UFC fighter. weak ass. This is no place for you. lol at getting submitted by 115 Ibs girl.. that is same weight as a 12 year old boy. get out.

I'm undefeated in UFC, current record of 0-0 .. never been beat.

Sherdog is not for you, only the toughest are here. Embarrassing

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Lol fat fuck.
Youre a :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:.
Bitch.

Hahahahhaha

Thirteen pages and still no rebuttal from TS?
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LOL - you suck.

Embarassing.

Pathetic



Kill yourself

Fucking beta get the fuck out

Hahahahhaha TS trying to make out like it's respectable that he got subbed by a 115 pound chick.

Embarrassing

Some shit you just keep to yourself.

This is that shit.

#youstilltherepussy?

This thread is too huge for me to back up but what submission was it?

LMAO.... the first page of responses in this thread have about 1,000 likes.

I wish I could like this multiple times <{anton}>

What sub was it, out of curiosity?

21 fucking pages? I almost forgot I even made this thread.

I just spent an hour of my time reading every single one of these posts. Judging from all these negative comments, you Sherdoggers are certainly the most vile subset of MMA community.

To have someone post something as juvenile as “You’re a fucking pussy” and have 400+ likes just sums up how many prepubescent Shertards are on these forums that find shitposts like this one amusing. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother posting here while there is little to no intelligent and mature conversations to be had.

To those of you calling me all sorts of names and so forth; if that's the best you can do to make yourself feel better then you absolutely suck. I could honestly care less. I have no shame that I got submitted by a female half my weight. Unlike the majority of you neckbeards who will spend your entire life bolstering the size of your e-dick behind a computer screen while secretly all your insecurities slowly rot you until you die, I'm able to put my ego aside, have confidence to get out there, get better and succeed. You MMA casuals who never engaged in combat sports yet talk shit will never understand the technique and skill behind what you're watching. You will never know what it’s like to enjoy and appreciate MMA at its fullest like I do.

On a side note, I also find it funny how all of you Sherdoggers talk down on manlets and female fighters yet statistically speaking ~50% of the population by your definition would be considered a manlet or be a female in the real world. Therefore half of Sherdog posters are technically "manlets" in real life yet you all talk like you're 6'1"+ and 200lb+. I'm calling half of you Sherdoggers out. Word of advice, if you're gonna succeed in life then you have to let go of your insecurities and embrace your "manlet" status. There are "manlets" out there - just like you - who are more successful than you and are doing great things out in the real world.

Shout-out to the few Sherbros who actually TRAIN MMA, BJJ, etc. in real life and posted positive things. I appreciate words of encouragement. These are real MMA fans and practitioners that know what they're talking about. They rolled, sparred and took a few bruises over the years. They don't take shit for granted and have respect for anyone no matter size or skill. They know to be humble and what its like to be humbled.

And for those of you who were wondering, I got submitted by a RNC.
 
21 fucking pages? I almost forgot I even made this thread.

I just spent an hour of my time reading every single one of these posts. Judging from all these negative comments, you Sherdoggers are certainly the most vile subset of MMA community.

To have someone post something as juvenile as “You’re a fucking pussy” and have 400+ likes just sums up how many prepubescent Shertards are on these forums that find shitposts like this one amusing. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother posting here while there is little to no intelligent and mature conversations to be had.

To those of you calling me all sorts of names and so forth; if that's the best you can do to make yourself feel better then you absolutely suck. I could honestly care less. I have no shame that I got submitted by a female half my weight. Unlike the majority of you neckbeards who will spend your entire life bolstering the size of your e-dick behind a computer screen while secretly all your insecurities slowly rot you until you die, I'm able to put my ego aside, have confidence to get out there, get better and succeed. You MMA casuals who never engaged in combat sports yet talk shit will never understand the technique and skill behind what you're watching. You will never know what it’s like to enjoy and appreciate MMA at its fullest like I do.

On a side note, I also find it funny how all of you Sherdoggers talk down on manlets and female fighters yet statistically speaking ~50% of the population by your definition would be considered a manlet or be a female in the real world. Therefore half of Sherdog posters are technically "manlets" in real life yet you all talk like you're 6'1"+ and 200lb+. I'm calling half of you Sherdoggers out. Word of advice, if you're gonna succeed in life then you have to let go of your insecurities and embrace your "manlet" status. There are "manlets" out there - just like you - who are more successful than you and are doing great things out in the real world.

Shout-out to the few Sherbros who actually TRAIN MMA, BJJ, etc. in real life and posted positive things. I appreciate words of encouragement. These are real MMA fans and practitioners that know what they're talking about. They rolled, sparred and took a few bruises over the years. They don't take shit for granted and have respect for anyone no matter size or skill. They know to be humble and what its like to be humbled.

And for those of you who were wondering, I got submitted by a RNC.
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100% beta <Goldie11>
 
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