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Media Ilia Topuria Hangs Out with the Infamous Nelk Boys.

Oh, fuck these Nelk boys. How the fuck are these guys famous? Everything I've seen with them is just them saying or doing absolutely nothing interesting at all. Cardboard cutouts would have more going on than these guys.
 
Oh, fuck these Nelk boys. How the fuck are these guys famous? Everything I've seen with them is just them saying or doing absolutely nothing interesting at all. Cardboard cutouts would have more going on than these guys.

Sign of the times. Pretty sad, honestly.
 
Can someone summarize who the Nelk guys are? I only know the reference from here and posts about Dana.

These guys do youtube comedy stuff?
 
why not me? because old ass Floyd wasn't going to starch Conor. Crawford or Canelo would stop you with an absolute beatdown. it is not the same.
 
your run of the mill gen z youtuber, what else is there to say

AI Overview

The Nelk Boys are a group of Canadian-American social media personalities known for their prank videos, vlogs, and their popular "Full Send Podcast". They gained fame through YouTube, initially with prank content and later expanding into more lifestyle and political commentary, including interviews with figures like Donald Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu. The group was founded by Kyle Forgeard and Jesse Sebastiani and includes other members like Aaron "Steiny" Steinberg.



Man what a weird thing for Dana to be giving these turds money. Surprised to find out they are Canadians. I have no idea what is going on in pop-internet bro culture these days.
 
Literally doing everything in his power to be Conor McGregor…. It’s actually odd…. Hide your chubby chicks this guys going to start hooking up soon for internet clout
 
I tried watched a full video of these Nelk Boys back when Dana White gave them half a mil, to see what the hype is all about. It's one of the lamest, cringiest and unfunny shit I've seen. I feel myself getting dumber watching that. Maybe I'm being an old fart, but the fact these people are popular is a sign of a civilization in decline

Yep but get it right though, it's Americans and Westerners watching that shit specifically. It's that civilisation in decline and in the end times of empire.
 
It means having a punchable face. The leader with that toothy carsaleman grin has the most punchable face in the world.

Whether that's the true meaning or not, no lies were told in this post. I'm accepting it as fact, lol.
 
Can someone summarize who the Nelk guys are? I only know the reference from here and posts about Dana.

These guys do youtube comedy stuff?
I still don't know what the fuck a "Nelk boy" even is
Unfunny prank channel aimed at the junior high/early highschool tiktok type crowd

There straight trash. I'm not even being an "old man yelling at crowd" type, it's literally embarrassing how unfunny it is. I've seen 3 of their videos spammed on my facebook feed and this is what it was

1. They try to recreate the jackass airhorn at the golf course prank (wow how original). They can't even time the horn correctly to the swing and they don't get a single good reaction out of any of the golfers.

2. One of the nelk kids goes to a club hockey practice and tries to brag to all the parents about how he is someone badass player who got kicked off of an overseas team. All the parents he brags to either straight up ignore him or just nod and say "cool story kid".

3. Sneak into a country club and try to jump in front of a group of old guys that are already playing. The purpose of the prank was basically like "oh where going to get a rise out of these grumpy old farts and make them look like douchey entitled country club snobs" but literally the group of old guys where 10x funnier than the nelk kids. The old guys out humor and outwit the nelk kids and all the nelk kids can do is just spam unfunny stuff like "uhh i'm sponsored by Dustin Johnson, you want to play a round with his wife Paulina". It was the ultimate backfire, the old guys banter was funnier and more intelligent then their entire channel

Their entire channel is unoriginal, not funny, and often involves destruction of public property. UFC is pretty desperate to attract the young crowd by always associating with these tomato cans
 
"why not me?", does he not see the difference? Conor Mcgregor was popular, mainstream popular, people thought he could win!! He would get KTFO´d by the loser of that fight...
 
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