If you win a Billion Dollar lotto jackpot, what are the things you will do?

[Hearse Lightning]

First thing I would do is buy a nice SUV and some camping equipment and spend at least a year traveling the country. I'm going to need a house somewhere so I may as well stretch my legs and start exploring.

 

[Anialater]

That's none of your damn business, and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.

 

[milliniar]

buy swords and used jerseys and put them in a hotel room

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

Hire a team of financial engineers and determine how to make my billion to grow at a solid rate

 

[loyalyolayal]

I'd fix the world.
It's weird that we don't hear more from billionaires.
You would hear my name and what I was doing on probably a daily basis if I had Bill Gates money.
I know Gates does a lot of charity work, but seems like these billionaires could do a lot more.

You have to make money to keep the charity going. That's what billionaires do out of the goodness of their hearts and not because it's tax deductible.

 

[loyalyolayal]

Build a Proper 12 distillery in Dagestan. The 1st Halal Whiskey.

 

[SamSchmidt]

First, hire a lawyer, accountant and investor

 

[CodeBreaker]

Build a Proper 12 distillery in Dagestan. The 1st Halal Whiskey.

Hahahahah

 

[WandySaku2]

Pretty much what I plan to anyway, just on a much larger scale. Buy some acreage (~30-50) in a few places I'd like to live so I can have my grown-up playground building whatever I want, hunting, fishing, etc., travel, donate a bit, set-up something for my aunts/uncles/mom so that they don't have to work again, and just enjoy life.

 

[SamSchmidt]

All my friends get a house. Even...the less deserving ones. (There is a few)

 

[rj144]

Id buy 8 billion dollars worth of oil and start making entire countries do my bidding.

Edit: is 8 billion even worth anything in the oil market? I've got no clue.

Nice... so you'd start with being 7 billion in debt.

 

[MindTravel]

Stay high and constantly shooting cum until I'm dead.

 

[Horse Style]

Use my money to force people to entertain me

1. @BEER vs @HulkOnViagra - Drink until the other one dies. Winner gets a million dollars + medical expenses

2. Kidnap @Goldman23 and @Seaside and take them to a club. First one to get laid with anything above a Boise 6 (without bribing or drugging her),



gets 5 million dollars. The other one gets dropped in the middle of a desert and is left there.

3. @Ripskater - Kidnap him and make him show me undeniable proof that God exists. If he can't, me and a team of specially-trained Sherdog whipping experts will beat him like Jesus. I'll pay each Sherdog whipper 6 figures for participating.

I'll think of more later

 

[strongstylekarate]

Buy countless properties, build apartments and commercial building.

Lease it for continous income.

And venture into Marijuana business.

 

[LEGS MAHONEY]

Give most of it away to charity, probably.

give a million to two family members, a million to two close friends, open up my own animal shelters, go on a shopping spree on Savile row, customize the motorcycle up a bit, travel the world etc,etc

 

[Werdun]

Obviously buy a plat account and hire couple of bums to take my side on every internet argument

 

[mozza1831991]

Get on the nose beers.

 

[mb23100]

 

[GSP_37]

Buy a Lamborghini Aventador Miura Homage.

 

[Egoless]

Buy sherdog