If you were rich which servants would you hire?

based on what I've seen with people that actually hire these folks, in the order of need is housekeeper first, then chauffer, then second chauffer for the kids, then personal security, then second housekeeper that doubles as a cook, then gangsters to shake down people that dont pay. I'de be happy getting housecleaning service if I wasnt so cheap about it. Sometimes these employees can morph into your own employees.
 
A cleaner and a chef.

But probably just someone to come in and clean on a schedule. I dunno, something about having like full time servants makes me feel uncomfortable.

I like my isolation
full time servants dont need to be live in servants, you probably dont want to have sex with these people and ruin the dynamic.
 
I'd hire someone to just make new accounts and plague certain shitty War Room mods.

Also...housekeeper, driver, cook, security, landscaper and a lady who is a mouth hug artist
 
I would mow my own grass forrest gump style and I would charter private jets once a month I would not keep a pilot on a payroll.
 
Give me a dishwasher worker to clean up my mess and i will be happy.
 
I would charter private jets once a month I would not keep a pilot on a payroll.
I knew a guy who worked for a rich dude and his entire job was running the team of aircraft maintenance guys and pilots so this rich dudes jet would always be ready to fly whenever he felt like it.

I always wondered why he didn't just charter a jet, but if you have that much money i guess it's good to just stick with people you trust.
 
Housekeeper
Landscaper/maintenance guy
Private tutor for my son
 
Let's say you had enough money to hire the entire staff at Downton Abbey. If you haven't seen the show just imagine a huge mansion in 1920 England with a ton of servants.

They had a

Butler
Housekeeper
Under Butler
Head Valet
Valet
Senior Lady's Maid
Lady's Maid
About 5 first footmen
About 5 second footmen
A bunch of other lady's maids
A bunch of housekeepers
A groundskeeper
Several gardeners
A chauffeur
An entire kitchen staff big enough to run a restaurant
And probably a few more that I'm forgetting.


I don't care how rich I am, I don't think I could ever be comfortable with that many people living in my house constantly.

I could only see myself hiring 3.

1. A groundskeeper because I hate yardwork
2. A maintenance guy because a big house can be a pain. Something's always breaking.
3. Maybe a security guy or 2 just to keep the crazies away.
A cook
A black mistress
A white mistress
An asian mistress
Another Asian mistress
Juggler/hype man
Dr Feelgoodman
Another black mistress
Driver
Butler
Another black mistress
Clothing guy
Another black mistress
Hapa mistress
Rocket guy who makes rockets
Asian mistress
Asian mistress
Asian Mistress
Asian kittens Wrangler
Black mistress
Dog walker to walk seano around and fill his kibble bowl.
 
You are going to end up like Arnold and Guatemalan Arnoldo hiring nannies and cleaning ladies.
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You are going to end up like Arnold and Guatemalan Arnoldo hiring nannies and cleaning ladies.
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His other son looks like him minus the bulk and is a very good actor. He's probably 6'4, arnie was 6'1. Both the kids turned out well imho
 
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His other son looks like him minus the bulk and is a very good actor. He's probably 6'4, arnie was 6'1. Both the kids turned out well imho
His Guatemalan Adonis bastard even inspired his third cankle lardass son to get in shape.
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A chef, security guard and a maid/cleaner. I'll have the gardener come over weekly but not stay
 
What Eddie Murphy had in the bathtub in Coming to America seems pretty nice. Ill take one of those. Ill do my own cooking and cleaning to stay grounded, but the bathtub girl seems like a nice way to start every day
 
Chef for sure. Probably personal trainer. And housekeeper
 
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