If you were invited to a UFC pool party...

[SammyPops]

Would focus on slutty pool waitresses for post party money for sex transaction.

 

[mygoddotcom]

I would probably smoke some ganja with the Diaz brothers, have some drinks with C. Leben and a lot of blow with the JJ.
A nice party ending should be me having a 3some with R.Nakai and Joanna J

 

[Islam Imamate]

Raven haired security girl

 

[loyalyolayal]

We'll just have a huge argument about tipping.

 

[Revolver]

lol @ ever going to a cockfest like a ufc pool party. who would even want to go.

lmao @ even trying to talk to wmma chicks. they're all ugly. not even boise dimes.

 

[phipps66]

I'd hang with Jones and laugh at the haters. Then make a run at Tate, but dial back once caraway showed up.

 

[dildos]

 

[Kowboy Karl]

I know I could upstage Bj peen jumping out at the 4 foot mark. No big deal

 

[VroomyJeeps]

if we can go back in time im talking to prime arianny, she was a goddess

 

[Revolver]

Rip

 

[Slobodan]

Eh I'd rather be here -

Wait before I make any comments, how old is she in this pic?

 

[Slobodan]

One of the great pioneers of MMA, RIP.

 

[DataBreach]

 

[Flemmy Stardust]

Just Joanna

 

[lsa]

Wait before I make any comments, how old is she in this pic?

Like you really care.

 

[Slobodan]

Like you really care.

Shoo cat, shoo! Where's my damn broom?

 

[lsa]

Shoo cat, shoo! Where's my damn broom?

Evil! Eeeeevil!
You will pay for this!

I will pee on your floor.

 

[mjmj]

The correct answer is all of them. Never settle until you feel there’s a chance to seal the deal.

 

[Buff]

if we can go back in time im talking to prime arianny, she was a goddess

Word.

Arianny was on another level. Everyone hit it too...

 

[Organic Damage]

honestly i wouldn't go

Yeah imagine the scintillating conversation from a party full of drunk people who get punched in the head for a living.


...You know I'd be all over Michelle Waterson doe.