If you were invited to a UFC pool party...

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  1. ga_ninja

    ga_ninja Whopper or Die

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    Which wmma chicks would you try to talk to?
     
  2. Merlotte's

    Merlotte's Silver Belt

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    Patrick Cote. Then maybe Karyn Bryant cause I'm 'down with the swirl'.
     
  3. MadSquabbles500

    MadSquabbles500 Steel Belt

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  4. TheRatman

    TheRatman Brown Belt

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    It would look just like this.

     
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  5. BisexualMMA

    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    UFC pool parties aren't about the chicks.

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  6. Zer

    Zer Gold Belt

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    Eh I'd rather be here -

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  7. DM1982

    DM1982 Brown Belt

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    I would take great pleasure in 2 minutes of disjointed, pigeon-English chat, followed by 5 minutes of uncomfortable silence with the strangely delectable Rin Nakai.
     
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  8. Simian Raticus

    Simian Raticus GOAT in the North

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    I would probably sit in the corner trying to hid my tent pole.
     
  9. 45ACP

    45ACP I'll Be Back Belt

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    I'd push Nate Diaz into the pool while he still had his clothes on and his cellphone in his pocket.

    Then I'd blame it on Conor McGregor.
     
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  10. Krallang

    Krallang Pleb

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    Zer already posted a pic of my amazing dad bod so i'd probably look for some gold diggers and pretend i'm rich then get em drunk enough so they don't realize im taking em to the Motel 6 behind the Flamingo.

    Just one block past the hooters casino. Google told me that, I only stay at the wynn or cesears when i do vegas cause i'm rich and shit.
     
  11. leto1776

    leto1776 Sherdog Wet Shaver Platinum Member

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    I think a lot of sherdoggers would be hiding behind the glory hole in the locker room, hoping for Sage or Conor to poke through, then getting blinded by someone athletic and explosive
     
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  12. Dogstarman

    Dogstarman Old man jiu jitsu

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    There a few cucks in here so, I imagine a few would be trying to offer to cuck their girl to conner in order to watch.
     
  13. Krallang

    Krallang Pleb

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    Sounds like a win win to me
     
  14. Dr Hannibal Lecter

    Dr Hannibal Lecter Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest! Platinum Member

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    Dr Hannibal Lecter Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest! Platinum Member

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    MC Paul Barman Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    A swimming pool filled with ring worm and staph bacteria??

    I don't think so.
     
  17. thebluerider

    thebluerider caelgender ftw

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    honestly i wouldn't go
     
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    Aloofness and shaming, resulting in...
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    Clippys Mom Brown Belt Banned

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