If you were invited to a UFC pool party...

[ga_ninja]

Which wmma chicks would you try to talk to?

 

[Merlotte's]

Patrick Cote. Then maybe Karyn Bryant cause I'm 'down with the swirl'.

 

[MadSquabbles500]

Kyra Gracie

 

[TheRatman]

It would look just like this.

 

[BisexualMMA]

UFC pool parties aren't about the chicks.

 

[Zer]

Eh I'd rather be here -

 

[DM1982]

I would take great pleasure in 2 minutes of disjointed, pigeon-English chat, followed by 5 minutes of uncomfortable silence with the strangely delectable Rin Nakai.

 

[Simian Raticus]

I would probably sit in the corner trying to hid my tent pole.

 

[45ACP]

I'd push Nate Diaz into the pool while he still had his clothes on and his cellphone in his pocket.

Then I'd blame it on Conor McGregor.

 

[Krallang]

Zer already posted a pic of my amazing dad bod so i'd probably look for some gold diggers and pretend i'm rich then get em drunk enough so they don't realize im taking em to the Motel 6 behind the Flamingo.

Just one block past the hooters casino. Google told me that, I only stay at the wynn or cesears when i do vegas cause i'm rich and shit.

 

[leto1776]

I think a lot of sherdoggers would be hiding behind the glory hole in the locker room, hoping for Sage or Conor to poke through, then getting blinded by someone athletic and explosive

 

[Dogstarman]

There a few cucks in here so, I imagine a few would be trying to offer to cuck their girl to conner in order to watch.

 

[Krallang]

I think a lot of sherdoggers would be hiding behind the glory hole in the locker room, hoping for Sage or Conor to poke through, then getting blinded by someone athletic and explosive

Sounds like a win win to me

 

[Iroh]

Karolina Kowalkiewicz

 

[Iroh]

Double post

 

[MC Paul Barman]

A swimming pool filled with ring worm and staph bacteria??

I don't think so.

 

[thebluerider]

honestly i wouldn't go

 

[GoGOPlata915]

Karolina Kowalkiewicz

lucky chair

 

[Clippys Mom]

Aloofness and shaming, resulting in...

 

[Clippys Mom]

Sherdoggy reality...