If you had no choice but to get one MMA fighters face tattooed on you...

I would get a face tattoo of Chase Gormley, and start referring to myself as Fase Gormley.
 
I would want Rachel Ostovich on my face ..

Oh you said tatoo ??
 
I would get Belchers arm with the Johny Cash tattoo
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Would get this whole pic on my arm
This tattoo looks more like Bruce Buffer than Johnny Cash lol
 
That would be GSP.

At least I know I won't end up with the face of a rapist, killer or criminal on me, the guy is super clean
 
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Anyone who is says GSP would probably never get a tat anyways. Prissy boys.
 
Probably some smokeshow, as at least I can lie and say it was my wife, who is no longer with us, or something to that effect.
 
I'd get a tattoo of Aleks Emilianenko holding a baby on my back. Though I guess it would take a long time and though I'm not very knowledgeable about the subject, I'm not a fan of rape really so would have to look up if he is guilty/innocent... remember reading some kidnapping weirdness with his maid a while back... wouldn't like a rapist tattood on me.
Or maybe I could get a tattoo of a grim reaper holding Aleksander holding a baby holding a gun and pointing it at Aleksander. That way the baby would kind of be in control and Aleks would be in trouble.

Maybe a tattoo of Dillashaw eating his own tail, or a tattoo of Bethes face on top of my face

These tattoos would all contain their faces so they would qualify IMO

The maid story was 100% a setup..I have studied the case extensively..
 
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