I'd get a tattoo of Aleks Emilianenko holding a baby on my back. Though I guess it would take a long time and though I'm not very knowledgeable about the subject, I'm not a fan of rape really so would have to look up if he is guilty/innocent... remember reading some kidnapping weirdness with his maid a while back... wouldn't like a rapist tattood on me.
Or maybe I could get a tattoo of a grim reaper holding Aleksander holding a baby holding a gun and pointing it at Aleksander. That way the baby would kind of be in control and Aleks would be in trouble.
Maybe a tattoo of Dillashaw eating his own tail, or a tattoo of Bethes face on top of my face
These tattoos would all contain their faces so they would qualify IMO