If you could tame any beast what would you tame

[GordoBarraBJJ]

Probably a griz. I'd like to put a saddle on one and ride it into battle.

Bear would be great -- If we could clone Short Faced Bears I'd want to tame one of those

 

[Screwtape]

Probably a Sasquatch.

 

[mooseman17]

Probably you from making threads.

 

[puppybird]

A duckbill platypus

 

[Midnighter]

My horniness.

 

[Drain Bamage]

See my OP is funny because i said id tame a wolf, which is basically a dog

So it'd be a waste

 

[witt1021]

komodo dragon. always wanted one. had a monitor for a long time till he died. these are just way to big and aggressive to own.

 

[Killer Whale]

Bili Ape

 

[Drain Bamage]

komodo dragon. always wanted one. had a monitor for a long time till he died. these are just way to big and aggressive to own.

Is that shooped? I know they are big, but that looks humongous.

 

[Po]

Probably a tiger or a cougar. Cats are awesome. A big ass one who didn’t try to kill me would be great.

Speaking of which, not to hijack the thread, but this little guy, Apollo, is going to die soon. He got an injection site sarcoma from a vaccination. It’s a death sentence for cats. And a lot more common than it should be.
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Isn't metastasis kinda rare with injection site sarcoma? If caught early enough it doesn't have to be a death sentence.

 

[Uber_Noober]

I’d like to tame one of those Karen’s like the one in the RBG freak out video.

 

[witt1021]

Is that shooped? I know they are big, but that looks humongous.

not shooped my man. They are big mofos. Some oldest ones reportedly up to ten foot long.

 

[SammyPops]

Dan Severn and Don Frye's staches.

Impossible. You might as well try to tame a winter snowstrom!

I do with a monkey and train it to use the sefl checkout at the grocery store.

 

[ajccoming]

I'd like to tame a Nile crocodile

 

[Raffen]

A polar bear

 

[boingyman]

That hot milf down the street.

 

[AlphaBetaShark]

The mosquito! I would never be bitten again and I would have them swarm whoever ticks me off.

 

[TribalDrumz]