If you could be any animal, what animal would you be?

[Fedor Machida]

I was asked this question at an interview and I thought that I offered a pretty good answer (will share soon after reading your answers).

Explain why you would be that animal.

 

[BisexualMMA]

Southern elephant seal.

"The dominant bulls (“harem masters”) establish harems of several dozen females."

 

[Fedor Machida]

Southern elephant seal.

"The dominant bulls (“harem masters”) establish harems of several dozen females."

1. source?

2. How do you know you wouldn't be a cuckold seal?

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

All other animals are wimps compared to me

 

[Tentacle]

I would be a beast. Love that animal.

 

[Estrogenblocker1078]

Tiger. They bring in lots of ass

 

[loyalyolayal]

 

[Banchan]

 

[EJAXXX]

I'd be an eagle, I saw one the other day and that thing was alpha as fuk. I was impressed.

 

[gspieler]

I'd be a human being, and have the ability of cognition.

 

[DragRacer]

 

[Fedor Machida]

My answer in the job interview was that I want to be a hippo or guerilla because they're big, strong, powerful, yet at the same time not inclined to hurt other animals since they're mostly herbivores.

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

All other animals are wimps compared to me

I'm taller, my arms are proportionate to my body, and I can shoot electric fire out of my mouth.

 

[mb23100]

I'd be an eagle, I saw one the other day and that thing was alpha as fuk. I was impressed.

I was just reading this
http://www.3dprinterworld.com/article/beauty-bald-eagle-gets-new-3d-printed-beak

 

[Jumpy]

House cat for a hot woman. Sleep and eat and cuddle up to my bitch.

 

[mb23100]

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

I'm taller, my arms are proportionate to my body, and I can shoot electric fire out of my mouth.

Also fictional

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

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Is he taking a dump

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

Also fictional

 

[DevilsLettuce]