If you could be any animal, what animal would you be?

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  1. Fedor Machida

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    I was asked this question at an interview and I thought that I offered a pretty good answer (will share soon after reading your answers).

    Explain why you would be that animal.
     
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    Southern elephant seal.

    "The dominant bulls (“harem masters”) establish harems of several dozen females."
     
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    1. source?

    2. How do you know you wouldn't be a cuckold seal?
     
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    All other animals are wimps compared to me
     
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    I would be a beast. Love that animal.
     
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    Tiger. They bring in lots of ass
     
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    I'd be an eagle, I saw one the other day and that thing was alpha as fuk. I was impressed.
     
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    I'd be a human being, and have the ability of cognition.
     
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    My answer in the job interview was that I want to be a hippo or guerilla because they're big, strong, powerful, yet at the same time not inclined to hurt other animals since they're mostly herbivores.
     
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    I'm taller, my arms are proportionate to my body, and I can shoot electric fire out of my mouth.
     
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    Also fictional
     
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