If you could be any animal, what animal would you be?

I was asked this question at an interview and I thought that I offered a pretty good answer (will share soon after reading your answers).

Explain why you would be that animal.

 

Southern elephant seal.

"The dominant bulls (“harem masters”) establish harems of several dozen females."

 

1. source?

2. How do you know you wouldn't be a cuckold seal?

 

All other animals are wimps compared to me

 

I would be a beast. Love that animal.

 

Tiger. They bring in lots of ass

 

I'd be an eagle, I saw one the other day and that thing was alpha as fuk. I was impressed.

 

I'd be a human being, and have the ability of cognition.

 

My answer in the job interview was that I want to be a hippo or guerilla because they're big, strong, powerful, yet at the same time not inclined to hurt other animals since they're mostly herbivores.

 

I'm taller, my arms are proportionate to my body, and I can shoot electric fire out of my mouth.

 

I was just reading this
http://www.3dprinterworld.com/article/beauty-bald-eagle-gets-new-3d-printed-beak

 

House cat for a hot woman. Sleep and eat and cuddle up to my bitch.

 

Also fictional

 

Is he taking a dump