If you could be any animal, what animal would you be?

[Devout Pessimist]

I would be an Albatross and spend my life flying over the ocean.

 

[mb23100]

idk if i could be a bunny. i love them, but in the wild theyre perfect food, and owned bunnies live awful lives in tiny ass cages. i would be very sad bunny. or ded bunny.

 

[SherdogGoat]

Dog. I am loyal and I love bitches and I have a tendency to lick assholes.

 

[PubliusVentidius]

A bonobo, chillest primate ever, they don't resort to violence to solve their conflicts like other primates do, they just have sex and forget about them.

 

[Lovestorm]

Dog.

 

[I Am Legion]

My dog. That bitch has the life. Belly rubs, back scratches, treats, table food, naps all day.

 

[M3t4tr0n]

 

[Prime Yossarian]

A lobster.

Lobsters live for over one hundred years, are blue-blooded like aristocrats, and stay fertile all their lives. I also like the sea very much.

 

[5crew]

Came to say Crow because I can be intelligent and irriating at the same time. But @Tol already mentioned it.

So I will say Cat.
I can take whatever I want and don't give a shit after getting what I need.

 

[ShoelessRye]

Sea Turtle - live to be 100+, travel the world/oceans with your house on your back.

 

[Sir Galahad]

The amazing Scottish Fold cat. @lsa

 

[Hoof Hearted]

Something that flies would be awesome. For that experience to just be a norm would be amazing.

As a human, this is probably the closest you can get to that sensation:

 

[Lead]

As a human, this is probably the closest you can get to that sensation:

Yea and I definitely wouldn't do that

 

[Organic Damage]

Crow for sure.

Or failing that, Brandon Lee.

 

[neverwas]

Have they been documented to mate when not in season?

And if so, they're still not as smart as dolphins.

And another point - Ever seen a dolphin in a bad mood?

thats because they smile all the time. and i trust nothing that smiles all the time,the bastards are plotting something like world domination or some shit.

 

[raty tat tat]

Haast Eagle or sable-tooth tiger.

 

[Ghostface Playa]

Orca. Apex predators and I won't have to be solitary.