If you are to pick only one, which would you choose?

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  1. White Mongoose

    White Mongoose Green Belt

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    Being with a girl who start out as average or slightly below average looking but age like a fine wine and eventually become a stunningly hot cougar.

    Or

    Having her being a 10 at first but eventually age like milk sitting out in the sun whole summer and getting worse with age?


    Personally I'd pick first one. Mainly because I'm almost 30 and that's when most people usually start to let themselves go and gradually lose their good looks. So if I'm to get with a chick of my age and she is looking better with age then that mean I get to enjoy her beauty for many more years to come. If I get with a chick around my age and start to age poorly it would most likely happen soon.
     
  2. jabba the punk

    jabba the punk Purple Belt

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    I'd go for the top option I think... Hhmmmm yup.
     
  3. Kanster

    Kanster Guest

    I'd pick the 10, then dump her when she gets saggy.
     
  4. AgeofEmpires2**

    AgeofEmpires2** Silver Belt

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    Date Cougars when you're young and then date young broads when you're older and then when you're about to die get married to an 18 year old who you lie to about giving all your money away when you die. Of course when you die she'll find out that most of the money went to charity and a note that tells her not to spend the entire $50,000 cut she gets all in once place.

    Ok, I'll take true love and hope it happens as the first option.
     
  5. LardAss**

    LardAss** Green Belt

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    Don't let anyone tell you otherwise, the 30's are a sexual zenith for any man.

    You're still young enough to bag hot 20 year olds, but (hopefully) now mature and sophisticated enough to attract all those thick-tittied MILFs with blaring biological clocks. There is no other age range where you can go in either direction with essentially no effort. Much younger, the Cougars are a lot harder. Much older, you're past the line drawn by most 20 year olds.... ahh, but your early 30's.

    It's gold, son. Gold.

    The correct answer is #1.
     
  6. White Mongoose

    White Mongoose Green Belt

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    Lol funny thing is, I really dont like young chick. Normally if I find out they are not at least in mid 20's I don't even give them a second look.

    Guess this is because I've seen too many girls who let themselves go horribly a few years after high school. Plus they cannot be trusted in most cases.
    While older chick do tend to have some baggages, they usually (not all though) have things pretty much figured out and a grasp on how world work.

    That probably have a big factor in why I go with the first option as well.
     
  7. Big Sissy

    Big Sissy Banned Banned

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    Both of those girls sound annoying as shit i'd break their jaws
     
  8. White Mongoose

    White Mongoose Green Belt

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    Thanks for a great insight! Yes I do enjoy banging chicks in their 20s but I try everything to keep distant. As for older chick, yes the biological clock is my biggest fear as I don't want kids.
    Plus I think I'm pretty immature for my age as I don't want to play house, save for retirement, be a family man, and that sort of thing. So I try to keep everyone at safe distance and be quite aware that majority women would want children and play house and may try to trap me into it.
    So this put me in a rather tight spot.
     
  9. ValeTudo95

    ValeTudo95 it's only smellz

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    The first one. I've always had a thing for hot mature women.
     
  10. BigRed78

    BigRed78 Orange Belt

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    How does the hot one age? is it no personality:rolleyes: and age catches up with her or does she get addicted to crack I need to know before I decide>
     
  11. pittelp

    pittelp Smokin Joe belt winner

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    I choose A.
     
  12. Linkuei

    Linkuei Mayor of Bootyville

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    Obviously the first one. Nothing wrong with someone average that ages well.
     
  13. milk man

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    but bro if you're with an average-looking S.O. everyone will think less of you and that you settled...no nice chicks will want you bc they'll think you're weak

    I mean right???

    :cool:
     
  14. Linkuei

    Linkuei Mayor of Bootyville

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    Lol people like that don't matter to me.


    Stupid question...what does S.O. mean?
     
  15. BEER

    BEER Resident Feminist Platinum Member

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    Personalities equal, the first is a better choice.
     
  16. milk man

    milk man Purple Belt

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    "significant other"

    and I was making light of narcissistic tendencies :cool:
     
  17. Linkuei

    Linkuei Mayor of Bootyville

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    Haha I know bro.
     
  18. lion paw

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    Average girls are like savings bonds.Over the years they mature.My friend and I have seen somes "tens" from school and some of them look like ish.

    Ain't nothing wrong with average.
     
  19. The Soothsayer

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    Nasty boo boo milk or a fine wine? I love TS' wording.

    My choice is whoever fucks good. A beautiful girl that doesn't get down is of little use. I'll be scoping out average slutty girls while the pretty girl looks pretty.
     
  20. Diktaattori

    Diktaattori ★☆★☆★

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    A.

    Sometimes I wonder how the regular sherdogger finds the time to post here? With bangin 10's left and right, dealing with their multiple successful businesses and living a fucking jet set life it must be hard to find time to contribute. I appreciate all of you, I really do.
     

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