If TJ was a Monkey...

[faustian]

If he was a murderous pre-op tranny who wears women suits he'd be TJ Buffalo Billashaw

 

[Amygdala]

If he is salty he would be Dillashalt

If he shit the bed vs Cejudo, he would he Dillashat

Welp. Then Dillashat it is.

 

[milenss]

He would be tj gorillashaw

If tj was a crustacean, he would be tj krillashaw

We are all monkeys.

 

[faustian]

We are all monkeys.

That's racist

 

[biscuitsbrah]

If he was an excellent hip hop producer he would be tJ DILLAshaw....

Alternatively, if tj was a rapper, he would be meek millashaw

 

[biscuitsbrah]

Also, if tj could breathe underwater, he would be tj gillashaw

 

[orgazmo]

If he were Michael J. Fox, he'd be T.J. Spillashaw

 

[Lukn4trbl]

If he was honest with himself, he would be:

TJ Gotlitupalot

Sorry, I'm not playing by the rules. Should be:

TJ DidgetLitupAlotaShaw

 

[ImNotSurpisedDonks!]

If TJ was a pickle, he would be TJ Dillashaw

 

[0verlord]

If TJ was a manlet, he would be Dillashort. Wait..

 

[Lukn4trbl]

If TJ was Paulie Malagnaggi, he would be:

TJ Dill -bro, bring your balls, you pussy. Release the video and you will see who has balls. It wasn't a knockdown, the ref even sawr it - ashaw.

 

[Ornife]

TS has mastered the dad-joke.

Fatherhood confirmed.

 

[biscuitsbrah]

If tj was a laid-back person, he would be tj chillashaw