If TJ was a Monkey...

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  1. biscuitsbrah

    biscuitsbrah Black Belt

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    He would be tj gorillashaw

    If tj was a crustacean, he would be tj krillashaw
     
  2. Espresso

    Espresso Khabib, "The mad, backwards kunt"

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    If he is salty he would be Dillashalt

    If he shit the bed vs Cejudo, he would he Dillashat
     
  3. g*r*b

    g*r*b Super-Stretch Elastic Waistband

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    Stop it, you're making me illashaw.
     
  4. Pliny Pete

    Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    If he was a mountain climber he'd be TJ Hillashaw
     
  5. Aisorik

    Aisorik Purple Belt

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  6. Lukn4trbl

    Lukn4trbl Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    If he was honest with himself, he would be:

    TJ Gotlitupalot
     
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  7. ralphus1

    ralphus1 Expensive too.

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    If TJ was cheap beer, he would be.....



    <Baelish01>







    ...Swillashaw.
     
  8. Only Here for Attachments

    Only Here for Attachments Free from yellow thanks to my state's congress

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    If he was a flour-maker he'd be TJ Millashaw
     
  9. LaYLa & SaDiE

    LaYLa & SaDiE P ☆ I ☆ T ☆ B ☆ U ☆ L ☆ L ☆ S

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    After the damage he took from Cejudo, hes TJ Pillashaw.
     
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  10. Vincentsky

    Vincentsky Blue Belt

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    TJ sorelosershaw
     
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  11. GiSP

    GiSP Purple Belt

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  12. ralphus1

    ralphus1 Expensive too.

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    If TJ supplied Jon Jones, he would be

    Dick Pillashaw.
     
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  13. LaYLa & SaDiE

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    In his quest to become champ champ he became TJ Nillashaw
     
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  14. Pliny Pete

    Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    BJ Pillashaw?
     
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  15. estranged

    estranged Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    But he’s a snake
     
  16. bluesnoopz

    bluesnoopz Brown Belt

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    If he was an excellent hip hop producer he would be tJ DILLAshaw....

    [​IMG]
     
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  17. USAwrestling532

    USAwrestling532 Blue Belt

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    If he won his fight last night he’d be TJ Thrillashaw
     
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  18. LockardTheGOAT

    LockardTheGOAT Sherdog's Intellectual Savior

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    If TJ were a huge draw, he'd be Billashaw (or Millashaw)
     
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  19. WHITE ANDERSON

    WHITE ANDERSON Brown Belt

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    gorillas are not monkeys; they're apes
     
  20. bigmacbub

    bigmacbub Purple Belt

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    If TJ came over to bang your mom he’d bring his Dildoshaw
     
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