If I ever get rich

phoenixikki

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I would drink orange juice everyday.
How would you make your life more luxurious and flamboyant if you become rich?
 
Rent your girlfriend to help you pay for your OJ addiction.
 
I'd add a lemon wedge to every glass of water.
 
donkeys in the 3rd world would never carry another brick again.
 
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I would buy Heinz ketchup instead of store brand to eat on my steaks.
 
I'd snort orange juice off a hookers ass.
 
It sounds foul, but every girl I meet'd go downtown
I'd open every cell in Attica send'm to Africa.
 
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Is "drink orange juice" code for something else?
 
The things I'd like the most are a personal chef and a maid, preferably someone good at both.
 
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