If Don Vito Corleone pays you a visit....

[BBKAllDay]

I would've asked him to yell "Stella!!"

 

[Scubamuppet]

I'd ask him to make sure Michael doesn't make a shitty Florida-based drug lord movie in the 80's.

 

[Lodbrok]

to Join the colombian cartels

 

[facePuncher7]

I would offer him a drink that he can refuse.

 

[RoryFan]

Did you not watch the film?

The last place you want to be is in the Dons pocket.

 

[CombatCyborg]

There's a couple of people I could enjoy having intimidated.

 

[Bay Area]

2 chicks at the same time

 

[SammyPops]

I would ask him to leave because nothing is free with mob guys.

not as funny as other pots but probably what I'd go with

 

[Damien Karras]

Wipe out all my debts. But then I'd be in his pocket for sure.

 

[-AsianGuy-]

ask him to help me become a famous movie star. I'd make enough money to pay him off. i'd get chicks, i'd have nice things.

Why not pay him back? If it wasn't for him you wouldn't be where you are.

 

[Fatt Hughes]

ask him if it's all right if i drop his name while i negotiate with dentist and boat pass ladies.

 

[Armbars]

I'd request he takes his greasy head off my driveway before he gets a slap, look at that fucking jaw, a blind man couldn't miss that.

 

[Prime Yossarian]

to kill Ser Gregor, Dunsen, Raff the Sweetling, Ser Ilyn, Ser Meryn, Queen Cersei.

 

[jmadtx]

i'd ask him for a ps4

 

[mikezismike]

I'd request he takes his greasy head off my driveway before he gets a slap, look at that fucking jaw, a blind man couldn't miss that.

i think the Don's reply to that is this

 

[Ignicious]

I'd like him to recycle all of my beer cans. He could keep some of the money

 

[DownwardStrike]

Many, many hard drinks. Then I'd take my medicine, like a very drunk man.

 

[rearnakedchoke]

i would ask him who he thought played the better jor el ... russell crowe or the guy from the first movie with christoper reeve as superman ...

 

[Reverse Flash]

I'll ask him to let me bang him.