If Don Vito Corleone pays you a visit....

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  1. mikezismike

    mikezismike Black Belt

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    Don Vito pays u a visit and will offer u 1 free service/request. what would it be and why?

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  2. JAEGERX

    JAEGERX i stay blessed

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    to transform his organization into Cobra and destroy the world
     
  3. ventrue

    ventrue <img src="http://i52.tinypic.com/245zjwo.gif"> Platinum Member

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    Put a horse's head in my 6th grade World History teacher's bed, for giving me a C.
     
  4. mikezismike

    mikezismike Black Belt

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    thats brilliantly evil m8 :icon_twis
     
  5. mikezismike

    mikezismike Black Belt

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    lol now i remember my 4th grade english teacher who humiliates me lol kinda think would want that request too :icon_chee
     
  6. JAEGERX

    JAEGERX i stay blessed

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    tbh its just pipe dreaming, he is just too classy for that, i would just ask for massive political sector genocide.



    im a simple man, that wants to ask Don Vito to murder every politician of every sector in the world.

    edit: hey whats up NSA?
     
  7. Diamond Jim

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    I would ask him to leave because nothing is free with mob guys.
     
  8. Hurricane Brad

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    I would have TS whacked.
     
  9. td82394

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    I would ask him for a job
     
  10. loyalyolayal

    loyalyolayal Steel Belt

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    pay the magical wizard a visit.
     
  11. fightingrabbit

    fightingrabbit Banned Banned

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    2 chicks at the same time.
     
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    Nothing, because he's dead.
     
  13. Pliny Pete

    Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    Id ask him to let me borrow tree fiddy
     
  14. ventrue

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    U gonna payback over 9000.

    You are better off just asking his old ass for a job.
     
  15. MadSquabbles500

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    Have him commit some kind of untraceable wire money transfer fraud in which the money goes into a secret account somewhere, which only I can draw funds from.

    Or kill a particular person. With this person dead, I will be able to move into his place.
     
  16. Falsedawn

    Falsedawn Treemeisterâ„¢ Platinum Member

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    Ding ding ding!

    Did you people learn nothing?

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  17. bosox32

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    Kill the magical wizard
     
  18. Iroh

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  19. bcordova

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    I would ask him to not put a hit on me ever. Then do whatever he asked.
     
  20. spin

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    that he and every known associate forget my name and everything else they know about me
     

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