If DC snaps JBJ's pokefinger

So if Jon Jones sticks his finger in DC's eye and Cormier snaps it, does Cormier get disqualified or is it considered self defense?

edit: I meant snapping it with his free hands. Eye socket seems unlikely.

This is a very stupid post.

More surprisingly the number of stupid responses
 
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Is the fing longer on the banned list
 
spinning back eye poke with the other hand
 
Would be cool for DC to hop backwards when he starts measuring with it and throw a nice straight that connects to his open fingers. If it connects, I doubt Jones would be thrilled about keeping his hand open all fight.
 
Jon Jones is the Ash Ketchum of the Pokefinger world
 
I would love to see DC snap one of Jones cheating ass fingers and then both of them get deducted the same point
 
He needs to go the OSP route and just slap the shit out of Jons measuring hand.

But I can't tell if TS was trolling saying DC's eye socket might snap Bones finger.

And lol at a mod deleting my reaction and yellow-carding me. Awesome.

What kinda gif did you post?
 
He could do it legally. he could just "punch" Jones and if Jones puts his hands infront as a reflex and his fingers break "accidentally" then DC is at no fault
 
So if Jon Jones sticks his finger in DC's eye and Cormier snaps it, does Cormier get disqualified or is it considered self defense?

edit: I meant snapping it with his free hands. Eye socket seems unlikely.
The two rules were meant to play off each other like an agreement all those years ago - lets agree not to do some harsh assed shit that counteracts each other.
That those were the barbaric days, and we now have watered down rules, yet eyepokes go unpunished, is ludicrous.

DC would probably get dqd, but at least he'd snap them ET Phone Home motherfuckers.
 
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