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The only proper authorities that I recognize are my commanding officer and The Lord, our God. As we are commanded to present ourselves unto The Almighty and not the other way around, the far more likely available party will have to do. We find out if Zeta Reticulans are allergic to cigar smoke.
Can't you just take them to church on Sunday?