Thanks for the inspiration mate, I think I’ll search out some recipes and have a crackIm not comparing it to shit, make your own goddamn icecream. https://bydash.com/products/my-pint-ice-cream-maker
Buy one of these throw the fuckin cup in your freezer as soon as you get it in the house.
Mixes a pint in around a half hour if you are prepped up properly
I make sorbet all the time with leftover fruit or mix up my own flavors of icecream to compliment a meal or a movie night.
The power of christ compels you!There, I said it. It's both the most overrated sweet, and the most overrated dairy product.
Let's first compare it to other sweets. Obviously, ice cream is amazing in the summer, but it loses its luster during the rest of the year, eventually becoming completely unappealing in the winter. can you say the same of cake? Of pie? Of course not! Those things are great throughout the year!
Likewise comparing it with other dairy products. Cheese doesn't become less tasty during winter. Not does yogurt, or milk, or cottage cheese. Only ice cream finds it's appeal subject to the whims of nature.
I don't really know where I'm going with this, but fuck I've cream. Whatever. I'm drunk. Fuck you.
Sorbet is better.
Frozen custard too.
Obviously, ice cream is amazing in the summer, but it loses its luster during the rest of the year, eventually becoming completely unappealing in the winter. can you say the same of cake? Of pie? Of course not! Those things are great throughout the year!

Ok Mr Fancy pants lol
When I used to eat ice cream, I would eat it during the winter. Also, ice cream cake is great.There, I said it. It's both the most overrated sweet, and the most overrated dairy product.
Let's first compare it to other sweets. Obviously, ice cream is amazing in the summer, but it loses its luster during the rest of the year, eventually becoming completely unappealing in the winter. can you say the same of cake? Of pie? Of course not! Those things are great throughout the year!
Likewise comparing it with other dairy products. Cheese doesn't become less tasty during winter. Not does yogurt, or milk, or cottage cheese. Only ice cream finds it's appeal subject to the whims of nature.
I don't really know where I'm going with this, but fuck I've cream. Whatever. I'm drunk. Fuck you.
Sorbet is better.
Frozen custard too.
