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I wah-wah-wah-wah wonder. Why. Why-why-why-why why she ran away. And I wonder where she will stay-ay, my little runaway. A-run-run-run-run runaway.How things would be different if animals had complete language systems like we do. Would they be able to organize? Build competing societies? Eventually would we learn to communicate with each other?
Would we end up in all-out war for planet control?
Now, if the majority of Spiders could get to the same size as Cats, we would be fucked.
You think an elephant has ever seen a starfish?
What kind of they / them nonsense we speaking here?We'd be fine you'd just never hear about gun control again. Rifles might become as common as a gun on the waist. Your life would mostly be the same.
What kind of they / them nonsense we speaking here?
I like guns!
I’ve been watching videos of ants. Tbh, it’s a blessing those fuckers are tiny. They’d be like super hero strong but total villains if they were human size. They work great together too. Nahhh fuck them ants!
There are some awesome horror movies about giant ants. Those little bastards are fast too.
Like, do owls know dolphins exist?
You think an elephant has ever seen a starfish?
Just watch planet of the apes.
Then watch any movies where we know we may lose. Humans would revert to complete annihilation.
But I think we have much to offer the animals... like fine German automobiles or expensive Tennessee whiskey or Japanese tentacle porn