I wish I could hang with Stipe

[FullRoundAldo]

Even though I'm 47, I wish we could hang out like a big brother/little brother sort of thing (where I'm the little brother). We could play baseball, fish, and then wrestle in the backyard. Then his wife would call us in for cereal and later we would watch a scary movie in our pajamas. Not in a gay way, just like best friends do. Is Stipe hand downs the coolest UFC fighter?

 

[Shaddows]

Here's an idea: burn your house, and hope he is the one on shift

 

[jagerbomber84]

Yeah that wasn't fucking weird ...

 

[MMA]

You stole this from It's Always Sunny

 

[JOLLYjoe]

What kind of cereal?

 

[Frank McEdgar]

I wish I could hang like Luke

 

[rorschach51]

Even though I'm 47, I wish we could hang out like a big brother/little brother sort of thing (where I'm the little brother). We could play baseball, fish, and then wrestle in the backyard. Then his wife would call us in for cereal and later we would watch a scary movie in our pajamas. Not in a gay way, just like best friends do. Is Stipe hand downs the coolest UFC fighter?

While you keep him busy doing whatever weird shit you have planned, I can plow his wife.

 

[Frank McEdgar]

What kind of cereal?

Gotta be Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

 

[UL]

Here's an idea: burn your house, and hope he is the one on shift

don't listen to this advice TS

it's dangerous

 

[wake_me]

Maybe you could play Call of Duty with him

 

[jagerbomber84]

What kind of cereal?

If it's not Lucky Charms or Count Chocula we can't be friends .

 

[wake_me]

don't listen to this advice TS

it's dangerous

Learned from experience?

 

[Teh_Lulz7]

This might be the gayest thread I've ever seen. That's saying a lot lmao

 

[UL]

Learned from experience?

 

[accolyte1022]

While you keep him busy doing whatever weird shit you have planned, I can plow his wife.

That would most likely end very badly for you. Then again he could resuscitate you..... and knock you out again.

 

[rorschach51]

That would most likely end very badly for you. Then again he could resuscitate you..... and knock you out again.

Total worth it, his wife is like a version of my dream woman.

 

[UL]

That would most likely end very badly for you. Then again he could resuscitate you..... and knock you out again.

cody survived

 

[rorschach51]

cody survived

You're on his ignore list lol.

 

[accolyte1022]

"In our pajamas"....

 

[accolyte1022]

Total worth it, his wife is like a version of my dream woman.

Hey, they're your brain cells.