I watched an out of shape family struggle with a pile of crushed rocks

[Clippy]

My neighbours got a load of crushed rock dumped into their driveway, not sure exactly what they were doing. This is a family of hefty people, a big mother, father and son. And they were taking this crushed rock into the basement.

But they were using weird tecniques, you know those little cat litter containers? They were filling them up with little shovels, and they were very out of shape and exhausted doing so.

But it was so silly, filling up these little plastic containers, the small size:

It seemed like a job that would never end. Constantly taking little loads of crushed rock to the basement, through a tiny basement door. They looked so strained carrying these small containers of crushed rock by the handle. Constantly resting against their shovel to hold them up. I felt bad for them, they were exhausted and sweaty and kept yelling at each other while panting "I NEED A BREAK!!!!!"

I honestly wanted to help these people out cause I felt bad for them and I would have been a hero and got some exercise ... but then I laid down on my floor and rolled around with my cats instead. I love my kitties

 

[breadfighter]

This needs a movie made on it.

 

[Shamrocker]

My neighbours got a load of crushed rock dumped into their driveway, not sure exactly what they were doing. This is a family of hefty people, a big mother, father and son. And they were taking this crushed rock into the basements.

But they were using weird tecniques, you know those little cat litter containers? They were filling them up with little shovels, and they were very out of shape and exhausted doing so.

But it was so silly, filling up these little plastic containers, the small size:

It seemed like a job that would never end. Constantly taking little loads of crushed rock to the basement, through a tiny basement door. They looked so strained carrying these small containers of crushed rock by the handle. Constantly resting against their shovel to hold them up. I felt bad for them, they were exhausted and sweaty and kept yelling at each other while panting "I NEED A BREAK!!!!!"

I honestly wanted to help these people out cause I felt bad for them and I would have been a hero and got some exercise ... but then I laid down on my floor and rolled around with my cats instead. I love my kitties

<Lmaoo>PMSL<Lmaoo> M8 I'm sitting here reading this out loud to my wife and picturing the scene, brilliant descriptive narrative my brother!Still legit pmsl<Lmaoo>...da faq are they burying a body?Did they have any lime as well?

 

[Nimrod]

I just watched a poor out of shape woman struggle with a lot of rocks .. The middle east.. Wow they sure do know how to treat a lady.

 

[bosox32]

Reminds me of that Craigslist troll dumping rocks in that guys house.

 

[CoolB]

This needs a movie made on it.

Maybe an animated short before the movie.

 

[no fat chicks]

@Clippy & the fatties

could b title of the BLOCKbuster flick adapted from this awesome story

 

[Gandzooka]

@Clippy & the fatties

could b title of the BLOCKbuster flick adapted from this awesome story

 

[ralphc1]

My neighbours got a load of crushed rock dumped into their driveway, not sure exactly what they were doing. This is a family of hefty people, a big mother, father and son. And they were taking this crushed rock into the basement.

But they were using weird tecniques, you know those little cat litter containers? They were filling them up with little shovels, and they were very out of shape and exhausted doing so.

But it was so silly, filling up these little plastic containers, the small size:

It seemed like a job that would never end. Constantly taking little loads of crushed rock to the basement, through a tiny basement door. They looked so strained carrying these small containers of crushed rock by the handle. Constantly resting against their shovel to hold them up. I felt bad for them, they were exhausted and sweaty and kept yelling at each other while panting "I NEED A BREAK!!!!!"

I honestly wanted to help these people out cause I felt bad for them and I would have been a hero and got some exercise ... but then I laid down on my floor and rolled around with my cats instead. I love my kitties

Are these the people you steal electricity from?

 

[sideboob]

This needs a movie made on it.

Kevin Spacey comeback tour de force

 

[Legumes]

You need to talk to them and ask why they need crushed rock in a basement. I'm drawing a blank on coming up with a possible explanation.


By the way, moving rock by hand can be pretty taxing even for people that are in decent shape. 5 gallon buckets of it are pretty heavy. Excellent exercise shoveling, filling, then carrying those buckets.

 

[Kitafuji]

pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Pugilistic]

I recently saw a thing about how fat people actually don't have a lot of muscle under their fat, contrary to popular belief.

 

[loyalyolayal]

They were hiding a dead body.

 

[dc007]

You also have your broken back to think about @Clippy

 

[Clippy]

You also have your broken back to think about @Clippy

Doing a lot better knock on wood

Walking for fun and playing with my wheel barrow

 

[Kardashians]

My favourite part of the story is when you rolled around with your kitties.

 

[Kardashians]

I recently saw a thing about how fat people actually don't have a lot of muscle under their fat, contrary to popular belief.

When I was in high school this girl that was over 200 pounds said, “I know I have abs underneath my fat. I can just feel them”

 

[HunterSdVa29]

your neighbors are the fat Klopeks from the Burbs, just saying......

 

[xbone19]

Should have used a cart at least