I think I cracked

[Clippy]

Lately I find myself laughing uncontrollably over EVERYTHING

Seriously, the stupidest things that only a stoner or sleep deprived man would laugh at, and I mean I laugh my tits off and can't contain myself and people look at me funny

My Grandfather lost his tiny comb for his mustache when I visited him and I was inconsolable for like 20 minutes.

What does this mean for me?

 

[Thurisaz]

How's life without tits?

 

[zapataxiv]

TBF from the way you use english you like a English person and ll the situations you described sounds like what happens in a brit sit com so maybe you re just British or an Anglophile

 

[Clippy]

I just had an international client named Mandeep and now I'm working with someone named Mansoor

I can't make this shit up you guys

 

[SherdogGoat]

I just had an international client named Mandeep and now I'm working with someone named Mansoor

I can't make this shit up you guys

Mandeep is Indian and Mansoor is probably Pakistani. Tell Mandeep that you are working with a worthless pos Pakistani named Mansoor and tell Masoor you are working with a curry smelling Indian asshole. You will get their business for the rest of thier lives. Racism is beautiful if used with the correct intentions.

 

[Jkaylor]

Sounds like a good time TS. I'm jelly

 

[Aegon Spengler]

Lol sounds like you're happy. Enjoy it Clipppy

 

[DevilsLettuce]

It means you have a good sense of humor. Keep laughing, you're winning.

 

[HelloJapan]

I just had an international client named Mandeep and now I'm working with someone named Mansoor

I can't make this shit up you guys

 

[Big Tuppy Hole]

I laugh at horrible injuries that have happend on site during prestarts meetings at work and everyone thinks Im a weirdo

 

[Marfa]

Your avatars crack me up.

Keep up the good work.

 

[Anung Un Rama]

Losing a mustache comb is kind of funny.

 

[Clippy]

Losing a mustache comb is kind of funny.

Well he went on about it too, looking around the house, opening random drawers etc

Every time he looked in a different place he was providing commentary "I thought for sure it was here, did a ghost take it"

and so on

He got scammed with Manulife and was saying he wanted to find the head guy and punch him in the head and when he was knocked down he would take his ears off.

He recently had a heart attack and has to watch his sodium intake, and he was in the navy for a bunch of years and was saying how he thinks the navy people got together to serve extra salty things so people would drop off before they could collect a pension cause a lot of his navy buddies are gone

Stuff like that lol

Like the pension people got together and conspired to add extra salt to navy meals to avoid pay outs wtf

 

[CatchOmega]

Ah, the old "losing your tiny mustache comb" gag.

Classic. Brings me back!

 

[choke you]

It feels good to laugh Clippy. Fuck them all if they can't take a joke.

 

[Fox by the Sea]

 

[Clippy]

It feels good to laugh Clippy. Fuck them all if they can't take a joke.

Sad thing is half the time there is no joke, just me laughing at stupid stuff

 

[EvilDDS]

You're a happy dude, Clippy. The world needs more Clippys and Chewbacca moms

 

[Tankeray]

Losing a mustache comb is kind of funny.

Was gonna say this, I laughed

 

[bdthrill]

As long as it's funny to you who cares what others think. Continue enjoying life