I still have a huge crush on a girl from high school that played me

[Mike]

Just remember that there's at least one dude out there who's really regretting that he got involved with her.
Yes, she has a pussy, but it's usually attached to a bitch.

As I age I care less and less about looks and find myself thinking just a nice girl with some compatibility that isn't a skank.

Still hard to find no matter how much you lower your standards.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

As I age I care less and less about looks and find myself thinking just a nice girl with some compatibility that isn't a skank.

Still hard to find no matter how much you lower your standards.

Sounds like you've gotta take the uggo plunge. Hold your nose and dive in man

 

[Mike]

Sounds like you've gotta take the uggo plunge. Hold your nose and dive in man

I got my eye on some fat girls. Soon I will make my move

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I got my eye on some fat girls. Soon I will make my move

Pro tip: put bacon in your pocket and dab a little grease on your neck

 

[Mike]

Pro tip: put bacon in your pocket and dab a little grease on your neck

Hahaha not that fat. Porn chicks are just too hot for anyone to fuck girls that are that fat anymore. Like driving past a little Caesars to buy a totinos pizza at the grocery store. Like..... is there even a point?

 

[FrontNakedChoke]

OMG SHE VIEWED MY STORY

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Hahaha not that fat. Porn chicks are just too hot for anyone to fuck girls that are that fat anymore. Like driving past a little Caesars to buy a totinos pizza at the grocery store. Like..... is there even a point?

IDK, frozen pizza is cheaper and halfway decent. Analogy

 

[Mike]

IDK, frozen pizza is cheaper and halfway decent. Analogy

Exactly. Porn is too easy and convenient to bother harpooning whales imo.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Exactly. Porn is too easy and convenient to bother harpooning whales imo.

And your don't have to tell porn you love it, porn knows already