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went to the Ft Worth Zoo today which is an awesome zoo btw
Got to the ape encounter and was observing a pod of gorillas the Alpha male (me now) had like two Gorilla girls tbh they had some nice chi chi's... anyway. Me and the male which had to be at least 800lbs. Locked eyes...he stood up and started to advance toward me
I just stayed there standing my ground like i learned from gorillas in the mist(great film) with an ice glare, no blinking this went on for what seemed like an eternity but really was probably only about 20 minutes.
A crowd of small children started to gather. To see who would back down.... The Ape eventually fell back and turned his head. It was the most intense fucking stare down contest i've ever had.
After he dick tucked The female apes had that look in their eye like they knew what was up. long story short Uncle Handle Punked an 800lb gorilla at the Ft Worth Zoo today...
thoughts.
Got to the ape encounter and was observing a pod of gorillas the Alpha male (me now) had like two Gorilla girls tbh they had some nice chi chi's... anyway. Me and the male which had to be at least 800lbs. Locked eyes...he stood up and started to advance toward me
I just stayed there standing my ground like i learned from gorillas in the mist(great film) with an ice glare, no blinking this went on for what seemed like an eternity but really was probably only about 20 minutes.
A crowd of small children started to gather. To see who would back down.... The Ape eventually fell back and turned his head. It was the most intense fucking stare down contest i've ever had.
After he dick tucked The female apes had that look in their eye like they knew what was up. long story short Uncle Handle Punked an 800lb gorilla at the Ft Worth Zoo today...
thoughts.
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