I notice I lift my pinky when I take drinks and I seem to have no control over it.

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Every time I take a high drink, to really suck back my beverage, I have my thumb and four fingers on it but as I tip up my pinky finger extends ... every time. I get called out on it often and people say it's feminine. Not sure how to correct this. It's hard cause I'm focused on drinkign and my little finger pops up every time. I suppose I could tape my smallest fingers together and play it off as a Penn Gillette distraction technique.

Do your fingers do anything when you drink and how do you feel about extended pinky finger drinking?

Oh and is it non-manly to call it a pinky finger? You got the thumb, index or pointy finger, the middle finger, or flip the bird finger, the ring finger ... I guess I should have called it the little finger

But that reminds me of that shifty guy from Game of Thrones

My pinky often pops out while driving / gripping the steering wheel

PS I don't use straws cause it makes me uncomfortable
 
There is a correlation between lifting of the pinky while drinking and sexuality.

Diagnosis: You're a fruitbat
 
I do the same but i’m not a dude, so.... yeah it’s not the manliest thing. Control your fingers, bro
 
I don't get it. Why would having no control over your pinky finger be regarded as feminine? I've got ultimate control over pretty much all my fingers and no one has ever called me masculine for that.
 
I don't get it. Why would having no control over your pinky finger be regarded as feminine? I've got ultimate control over pretty much all my fingers and no one has ever called me masculine for that.

I shouldn't say I have no control over it, it just feels right to lift it up when I drink, I don't even think about me doing it. It just lifts up
 
It looks really bad
 
I suffer from raised elbow syndrome. It's the Guinness Salute 90% percent of the time but might get into Karl Malone heavy on the rebound that last 10%.
 
You know, I do really envision you as a giant paper clip who likes to post on Mayberry.
 
Do you also raise your pinky as you raise dick to your mouth?
 
Learn to drink like a real man bro

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Are your ancestors tea swilling Brits? Don't the Royals sip tea with their pinky fingers extended? You might have some Royal blood or you might be gay.
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Are your ancestors tea swilling Brits? Don't the Royals sip tea with their pinky fingers extended? You might have some Royal blood or you might be gay.
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Yes I traced my linage back to a castle in England
 
Whew I'm not the only one:

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Look what I just discovered

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