I love to troll hardkorez at the bar

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  1. Lord Tensai MMA

    Lord Tensai MMA Blue Belt Double Yellow Card

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    Was at the bar watching the fights and saw this guy in a full johny Hendricks fight kit. "Bigg Rigg" written on his knuckles in green sharpie. He was beyond angry at the finish, claiming early stoppage and I thought he could use a laugh. I said "I could take him..." just joshin', ya know? He looks me dead in the eyes and says "can't you see I'm hurting, man?". I finished my beer and told the waitress my new buddy is picking up the bill. He lost a bet.
     
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    Full Hendricks kit? C'mon TS you know we were gonna ask for pics.
     
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  3. Lord Tensai MMA

    Lord Tensai MMA Blue Belt Double Yellow Card

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    Just picture weigh in Connor with frosted tips
     
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    Were you at the same bar as 84percentcool?


    http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/so-im-at-the-bar.3168839/
     
  5. LouisBolanos

    LouisBolanos Popcorn tastes good

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    The joke is on you TS. No self-respecting hardcore would spend money on anything UFC-related, let alone a Reebok T shirt. You just wasted time on a filthy casual.
     
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    I think you're lame story is a lie.
     
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  7. Lord Tensai MMA

    Lord Tensai MMA Blue Belt Double Yellow Card

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    He was hardcore. He knew his stuff. Just a little "slow"
     
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    Uber_Noober Red Belt

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    I don't know man, those hot dog irons are pretty cool. Totally tempted.
     
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    LouisBolanos Popcorn tastes good

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    If he knew his stuff, why'd he support Reebok?

    Every hardcore knows Reebok rips fighters off.

    Sorry man you wasted your time on a filthy casual. Take your loss and move on.
     
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    Wizzlebiz Wizzlebiz is the Wizziest

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    Your lying.


    No one in the world owns a full hendrix fight kit

    Why would they?????
     
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    BustaHimes Power Overwhelming

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    TS If I said i believe you and cool story man, would that make you feel better?
     
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    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    You should really do something about your acne scars.
     
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    Bigg Rigg has better Dethrone shirts. Why would a hardcore Hendricks fan buy Reebok over his signature shirts with Dethrone? or his previous sponsors shirts?
     
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    Foggy Banned Banned

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    Without Pics this didn't happen.
     
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    First person (NON-UFC fighter) I see wearing a full kit is getting as many pics as I can of them before they get laughed out of wherever they're at.

    I guess I'm lucky I don't travel to Ireland or the UK.
     
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  17. Lord Tensai MMA

    Lord Tensai MMA Blue Belt Double Yellow Card

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    Because zuffa told them so
     
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    curryjunkie mixed marital arts...

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    theres the odd FKW at the footy but at least we dont buy sponge hands en masse to wave around at sporting events :D
     
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    Luger Rabbi of Platinum Nation Banned

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    Hahahahaha wtf?
     
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    Dont lie ts, you seem the type that would scared of someone with sharpie tats
     

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