Relationship I like faking an attitude

I get home, drink a beer and knock my woman around the house so she's too scared to ask me for scissors.
 
Hart Break Kick 97 said:
Sounds like you're on the road to pushing your wife into 50% of your stuff for the rest of your life
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Jokes on her, I barely have anything!

Bacco said:
Next time she ask you scissors, you should try break a window with a spinning backfist, scream "soy muy loco!"* and run out of the room laughing loud

If you do everything correctly will pass a while before she dare ask you scissors again


*if you don't trust your spanish just say "i am Vlad 3rd, son of Drakul", should be just as good
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I kicked a tree down one time and she still makes fun of me for it. The fucking perfect form I used on that tree just to get mocked is offensive.

MoparOrNoCar said:
I get home, drink a beer and knock my woman around the house so she's too scared to ask me for scissors.
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What's up your ass? Uncle's quarters!!! Fun.
 
Red Beard said:
Jokes on her, I barely have anything!



I kicked a tree down one time and she still makes fun of me for it. The fucking perfect form I used on that tree just to get mocked is offensive.



What's up your ass? Uncle's quarters!!! Fun.
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Getting tired of you group quoting me and not dealing with me directly.
 
Hart Break Kick 97 said:
Don't do it, don't become a post whore for that ungrateful poop face. Oh yeah, I went there.
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People on here should respect I am doing the slow crawl to my next belt. Post:like ratio aside because I kill that shit.
 
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