I just realized that Dave (the adoptive father of Alvin and the Chipmunks) was a gay man

[Diogenes of Sinope]

its glaringly obvious.

look at that ass in them jeans and that pink dress shirt.

Also, no straight male in his 30s would adopt 3 chipmunks and name them Alvin Simon and Theodore.

discuss.

 

[Estemachine]

Why were you watching this?

 

[Diogenes of Sinope]

Why were you watching this?

I find Theodore adorable

 

[AgonyandIrony]

I just realized that the TS who started a thread about Dave (the adoptive father of Alvin and the Chipmunks) was a gay man

 

[Seaside]

lol. wtf is this show

 

[Kardashians]

it's playing the chipmunks' adventure film?

 

[smooth assassin]

he wasn’t gay, just lonely

 

[Merlotte's]

Glad I'm not the only one who wonders what fictional men do with their dick's.

 

[AgentSmecker]

Gay man you say?

 

[Lights Out 101]

I'll alert the press

 

[BisexualMMA]

Dave chooses now to live as a gay man. He wants to deal with this honestly and openly and that starts with examining his own behavior.

 

[El_Dyablo619]

If he was gay, wouldnt he dress them in somethimg better than long sleeve turtlenecks??

 

[Clippy]

For fuck sakes they just #meetoo'd Dave

 

[minute bull]

Those chipmunks went in his ass.

 

[I Am Legion]

Chipmunks can’t really talk. The show is bs.

 

[sleepwalk]

I find Theodore adorable

Would you say he's... Theodorable!?

 

[moreorless87]

Chipmunks can’t really talk. The show is bs.

Dave was actually a Nam vet on LSD.

 

[Diogenes of Sinope]

Those chipmunks went in his ass.

Its all adding up

 

[minute bull]

That's what he said after some effort

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

Was his partner Jon Arbuckle