I just realized that Dave (the adoptive father of Alvin and the Chipmunks) was a gay man

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  1. Diogenes of Sinope

    Diogenes of Sinope Green Belt

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    its glaringly obvious.

    look at that ass in them jeans and that pink dress shirt.

    Also, no straight male in his 30s would adopt 3 chipmunks and name them Alvin Simon and Theodore.

    discuss.
     
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  2. Estemachine

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  3. Diogenes of Sinope

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    I find Theodore adorable
     
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    AgonyandIrony Gold Belt

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    I just realized that the TS who started a thread about Dave (the adoptive father of Alvin and the Chipmunks) was a gay man
     
  5. Seaside

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    lol. wtf is this show
     
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    it's playing the chipmunks' adventure film?
     
  7. smooth assassin

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    he wasn’t gay, just lonely
     
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    Glad I'm not the only one who wonders what fictional men do with their dick's.
     
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    Gay man you say?<TheWire1>
     
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    Dave chooses now to live as a gay man. He wants to deal with this honestly and openly and that starts with examining his own behavior.
     
  12. El_Dyablo619

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    If he was gay, wouldnt he dress them in somethimg better than long sleeve turtlenecks??
     
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    For fuck sakes they just #meetoo'd Dave
     
  14. Squint Eastwood

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    Those chipmunks went in his ass.
     
  15. I Am Legion

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    Chipmunks can’t really talk. The show is bs.
     
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    Would you say he's... Theodorable!?
     
  17. moreorless87

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    Dave was actually a Nam vet on LSD.
     
  18. Diogenes of Sinope

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    Its all adding up
     
  19. Squint Eastwood

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    That's what he said after some effort
     
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    Was his partner Jon Arbuckle
     

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