Shoop I just met Alistair Overeem

[BoxerMaurits]

I think you are 16cm long max 17.5cm but you may cope and claim 18cm or 19cm. Thickness average or semi thick

You also have a fast metabolism and are a hard gainer. You want to be 250lbs aka 114kg of muscle but find it near impossible so you contemplate using PEDs.

Your gf loves how tall you are and your chiseled face. Your peen is also too big for her at times. She wants babies with your superior viking seed.

You work for a company controlled by the Chinese or its a foreign one owned by rich Arabs, Jews or Russians one of those

You contemplate going pro and think either kickboxing or mma. You are better at kickboxing than grappling but know if you got up to 115kg to 118kg of mostly muscle and well conditioned that you would be hard for anyone to takedown

Thanks for all the encouragement mate
But I’m a boxer

 

[Buff]

Forgot I did this one...

 

[Marble_ivory]

Overeem with the puffy roidface is GOAT Overeem.

Just recently watch Reem v Spong, he was “you had to see it live, to appreciate it” talent.

 

[Squall Leonhart]

Uber TS, you make me proud as a 5’9, sherdogger, the size of a Dutch woman

but tell Reem we all look like you

 

[JakePaulMMA]

The new uberTS is born

NewberTS

 

[SenorFranko]

 

[SenorFranko]

Spoiler

 

[Azor]

Wonder if TS regrets making this thread.

 

[SenorFranko]

 

[SenorFranko]

 

[SenorFranko]

 

[Darius0995]

People actually consider this dude attractive?

lmao… ironic how the standards are legitimately low on here.

 

[Reach4theSky]

 

[Reach4theSky]

People actually consider this dude attractive?

 

[Vil7]

Sorry sherbro, but this is all I can see in the pic!

Don't get too close. Those pants are so tight that if she farts the explosion might blow up half that room.

 

[genecop]

 

[deadshot138]

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Nah. Shoop dat Rashad is the GOAT

 

[SenorFranko]

Nah. Shoop dat Rashad is the GOAT

You make a fair point. Just don't tell that to Kanye

 

[Reach4theSky]

 

[BoxerMaurits]

People actually consider this dude attractive?

lmao… ironic how the standards are legitimately low on here.

The only one whose opinion on that is relevant is the blonde
So ask her mate