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Shoop I just met Alistair Overeem

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Dang that poster brings back memories
 
Haha we’ll done!! Sherbros, I present to you UberTS 2.0!!!
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(initially I thought they were the Levitate 5’s…but yes, Trace they are. If it’s any consolation, a Sherbro once made me find a fork during the night in a seedy part of Bangkok to prove I was where I stated I was… long story ;)

You sir are a legend.
 
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In that case I would like to invite you to Lauzon Sports to get some rounds in the bank.



A few month ago Alistair visited our gym, unfortunately I wasn’t able meet him that day, but he got to take a picture with my trainer Ayoub Lauzon.

And about UberTS, I don’t think anyone stacks up to him, he’s a legend.
We should all know our place.


I think you are 16cm long max 17.5cm but you may cope and claim 18cm or 19cm. Thickness average or semi thick

You also have a fast metabolism and are a hard gainer. You want to be 250lbs aka 114kg of muscle but find it near impossible so you contemplate using PEDs.

Your gf loves how tall you are and your chiseled face. Your peen is also too big for her at times. She wants babies with your superior viking seed.

You work for a company controlled by the Chinese or its a foreign one owned by rich Arabs, Jews or Russians one of those

You contemplate going pro and think either kickboxing or mma. You are better at kickboxing than grappling but know if you got up to 115kg to 118kg of mostly muscle and well conditioned that you would be hard for anyone to takedown
 
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