Shoop I just met Alexa Grasso at Walmart

[Credo]

 

[Buff]

Holy shit even @Wadtucket Is blessing this glorious thread!

 

[Buffmeister]

 

[Cpt Migraine]

@Chivas GDL has some trouble finding pants because of those big balls! Straight gangster..

Good thread!

 

[BangBang]

seriously, you should give yourself up to the police. She won't learn to love you, no matter how long you keep her in the basement.

 

[Buff]

 

[trilla]

UBER TS 2.0!!!

 

[ralek4grammy]

TS > 99% of Sherdog on courage alone.

Since he met Grasso, some die-hard fans will argue TS > 100%.

Hespect, TS.

 

[ralek4grammy]

Bet you went straight home and couldnt stop imagining this

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You heartless bastard!!

I'm ded!!

 

[ralek4grammy]

I tried to make TS more handsome using the warp function and he ended up looking like a gay Quagmire.

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I rose, now I'm ded again.

 

[in the liver]

You heartless bastard!!

I'm ded!!

 

[ralek4grammy]

or naive

Naive? Come on. You can't be that naive, to think he could be that naive...

Okay...you catch my drift...

 

[shertardinho]

wow she is wifey material all natty

 

[ralek4grammy]

Did someone tweet this to her already? Half of you are heartless creatures .

 

[ralek4grammy]

I would have walked right past that chick since I can barely recognize 75% of the UFC's roster these days. Good on you for being a more observant fan than me.

He's been stalking her for two months already.

 

[ralek4grammy]

Keep going guys I'm a very secure guy, I enjoy laughing at myself

You have a stronger chin than Mark Hunt's and Bigfoot's combined on that night they clashed. Hespect!

 

[ralek4grammy]

@bigwaverider : do you think @Chivas GDL could get a "Legend" belt or something after the roast is over? As far as I'm concerned, he deserves it.

I'd actually propose a new belt, the "UbertTS" belt, seems fitting: "for extraordinary contributions, going above & beyond, in self-sacrifice". How bout dat?

 

[Elcucringy]

LMFAO!!!!!

 

[ralek4grammy]

I don't even remember bro, at all. Made this Gif years ago. Sad because she's the one that could have ruined my NNNov.

120 days boyo.

 

[bigwaverider]

@Buff I think ts should be legally obligated to change his av to one of the shoops. We need a poll with the top 10 and get to vote on his new av. Should be custom for any time someone makes the mistake of posting their pic

This 100%

Absolutely without question.

This one by @MacGregor Is a strong contender.

@Chivas GDL the people have spoken you are 100% legally obligated to change your av to one of the shoops. The choice is your or you can let @bigwaverider choose for you.

This is a great idea @BigTruck. You are in charge. Make it happen. BWR approved. The people have spoken.

@Chivas GDL time for a new avatar brah.