Shoop I just met Alexa Grasso at Walmart

[ralek4grammy]

It's my wife's

Pics of her upcoming later

This could backfire. Sherdoggers committing suicide.

"They laughed first...he let them be...but then, his revenge was sweeter than nectar. Deadly nectar."

 

[ralek4grammy]

You are a bona fide Norwaad 2. However, since you are in your late 30s/early 40s I would consider that to be a case of mature hairline rather than concrete balding. I would need to see how badly breached your vertex is to give a conclusive verdict.

TS just got the seal of approval. A few eating their hearts out. :|

 

[ralek4grammy]

Oh, that explains it ha, ha.... You think I'm sacred!

I thought this was about someone being "sacred", as in untouchable by the shoops. Like a "sacred cow" (no disrespect, TS ).

 

[ralek4grammy]

Her hair line and forehead are
much worst then yours

Traction alopecia ain't no joke.

 

[ralek4grammy]

RULE NUMBER ONE OF SHERDOG....................NEVER POST A PICTURE OF YOURSELF.

Wait! That's not you in your AVI?

 

[ralek4grammy]

TS: the rightful owner of the BMF belt.

 

[Buff]

@bigwaverider : do you think @Chivas GDL could get a "Legend" belt or something after the roast is over? As far as I'm concerned, he deserves it.

I'd actually propose a new belt, the "UbertTS" belt, seems fitting: "for extraordinary contributions, going above & beyond, in self-sacrifice". How bout dat?

UberForeheadTS Maybe?

BMFFH (Biggest Mother Fucking Forehead) Belt?

 

[bigwaverider]

@bigwaverider : do you think @Chivas GDL could get a "Legend" belt or something after the roast is over? As far as I'm concerned, he deserves it.

I'd actually propose a new belt, the "UbertTS" belt, seems fitting: "for extraordinary contributions, going above & beyond, in self-sacrifice". How bout dat?

It's a great idea but I am powerless on that. The red guys decide that more or less. I am currently trying to get belts for Shoop Contest winners and thus far I am being shot down myself.

 

[Tuf_guy]

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Poor sherbro.

 

[ralek4grammy]

It's a great idea but I am powerless on that. The red guys decide that more or less. I am currently trying to get belts for Shoop Contest winners and thus far I am being shot down myself.

I appreciate it. Not sure who the red guys are, but maybe once you have some more free time on your hands, let me know. I'd like to FW it as a suggestion.

Or maybe someone else that knows what's up .

 

[Gambit MMA]

Mistake posting your photo lol

 

[Martialbeef]

You own the forehead brother. No bangs covering that shit.

 

[ralek4grammy]

Mistake posting your photo lol

That's like saying that dedicating 30 years of your life for research, and finally curing AIDS, was a waste of time .

That's disrespectful - TS's goal was a noble one .

He's a G.

 

[bigwaverider]

I appreciate it. Not sure who the red guys are, but maybe once you have some more free time on your hands, let me know. I'd like to FW it as a suggestion.

Or maybe someone else that knows what's up .

In the mod list, the blue guys are like me. Senior Moderators. The red guys are Forum Admins and tell us blue guys what to do. I always have time for anybody via PM. Well as long as it isn't during the critical moments when I am doing the shoop contests. Hit me up. What is FW?

https://forums.sherdog.com/members/?type=staff

As a side note, you can find this list by hitting the MEMBERS link which is right next to your name in the upper right. Once you are on that page you will see some tabs under "Notable Members". Click the "Staff Members" tab to find the mods, and admins.

 

[Joe_Armstrong]

TS is a lucky man, Grasso is so cute.

 

[Ube]

I don’t know how TS can walk with those gigantic balls.

 

[Wadtucket]

I don’t know how TS can walk with those gigantic balls.

They match his forehead

 

[Buffmeister]

Somebody should post a link to this thread on Alexa's Twitter...with some nice words whats its about and maybe she will check it out and have some lols...

And...now this is the most important thing for @Chivas GDL ..!!

Next time you will approach her...she will absolutley remember your ass!!!!

And be like: Wait you are the guy...so and so...!?!?!?!!
Boom...you guys already have a conversation about a fun topic, a fun topic you both share!

...dude...70% of the work is done...all you have to do from now on is...being nice...and you should also absolutly lift some heavy things that are standing around to impress her...

 

[Ube]

Somebody should post a link to this thread on Alexa's Twitter...with some nice words whats its about and maybe she will check it out and have some lols...

And...now this is the most important thing for @Chivas GDL ..!!

Next time you will approach her...she will absolutley remember your ass!!!!

And be like: Wait you are the guy...so and so...!?!?!?!!
Boom...you guys already have a conversation about a fun topic, a fun topic you both share!

...dude...70% of the work is done...all you have to do from now on is...being nice...and you should also absolutly lift some heavy things that are standing around to impress her...

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Bros chill, TS is married. He promised us pics of his wife...... ........

 

[mudrubble]

I asked her for a pic and she was super kind.

Really cute girl.

Discuss my hairline, big forehead or already balding?

I know I'm making an awkward face I was super nervous.

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**Update , she was at a cellphone repair stand outside Walmart, I guess she can't afford a new iPhone with her rebook money

Did you kiss her?

Where are your hands in that picture? Are you groping?

Have you thought about the MeToo implications (you should)?

Was it a two way street?

When will you see her again?