I Just Got Fired On My Day Off

[Stargazer Rex]

Pete AKA The Kid. Well, I'm not finna go into a lot of details but he wins, he wins a lot. He was due to take an L sooner or later. He'll be back to his winning ways soon enough. Just ya wait.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Damn, that sucks. I think you were let go more than fired though.

 

[HeffDoesWant]

Now you can fulfill your dream and become a hand model

It's not all its cracked up to be.

 

[William Huggins]

It's not all its cracked up to be.

Lies, don't listen Pete!!!

London, Paris, New York and Milan.......

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

My company was sold to our competitor a couple months ago and the official transfer took place on Friday, we had to fill out hella paperwork for our new benefits package and 401k, took a couple hours
I dont work on Mondays so I was just sitting at home, chilling and watching King Of The Hill when my buddy texted me and said they just had a meeting and the factory is closing!
I aint trippin cause I was planning on leaving in 2022 anyways but why the fuck did you make me fill out all that paperwork you assholes!

@Solid, you're needed here.

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

Oh shit, Solid's banned?

@Substance Abuse whuuuut????

 

[Ralph Wiggum]

The kid... did not win this time

 

[Tentacle Grape]

Okay, you've got a bit of time to play with even if it doesn't take you to Feb. Have you spoken to the company who took over?
Bridge living could be worse. Just no prick in the arm or ass!

is that The Shire?

 

[Clippy]

Time to get a job at better.com