I Just Got Fired On My Day Off

[Candy Routure]

Brutal. Glad to hear you intended to leave regardless.

 

[Jkillah]

Show up for work one more time, take a huge dump, then leave. Don't flush, but remember to wash your hands. You're not an animal.

 

[Fugazy]

My company was sold to our competitor a couple months ago and the official transfer took place on Friday, we had to fill out hella paperwork for our new benefits package and 401k, took a couple hours
I dont work on Mondays so I was just sitting at home, chilling and watching King Of The Hill when my buddy texted me and said they just had a meeting and the factory is closing!
I aint trippin cause I was planning on leaving in 2022 anyways but why the fuck did you make me fill out all that paperwork you assholes!

What kind of factory

 

[Tentacle Grape]

We can go down to Berkeley and beg for change in front of Amoeba

go shit on the sidewalks in san francisco if you want to be authentic...

 

[Kona Bear]

Appears to be more time for Sherdog.

 

[chill doggie]

I fucking hate paperwork, those bastards will burn in hell.

 

[Revolver]

At least you have some time off to celebrate Michigan kicking ass. Go blue.

 

[Red Beard]

The kid wins aga...

 

[boingyman]

Damn sorry to hear bro. I was just reading about Better CEO firing 900 employees via Zoom and then saw this thread.

 

[sleepwalk]

Probably had you all fill out the new paperwork so that your shit can transfer over to your next employer since, technically, these assholes were you current/soon-to-be-ex. It's the bureaucracy, man. But it's necessary. Otherwise, someone could say "All those years? Yeah, old company is on the hook for that. Oh. They don't exist anymore? Pity."

 

[Pittie Petey]

You okay though, m80?

Yea, Im great, thanks
I planned on leaving in 2020 but the world had other plans, just been biding my time ever since

 

[TheNinja]

We can go down to Berkeley and beg for change in front of Amoeba

And then go and get wankered at Fieldwork with our earnings! We'll have a merry old time!

Wait...are you guys in Berkeley? - If you are out of job and broke you probably need to go to some place like Missouri Lounge and not some high class microbrewery

 

[Pittie Petey]

So, what's next brother?

 

[Pittie Petey]

I fucking hate paperwork, those bastards will burn in hell.

 

[Cup Noodle]

@Pliny Pete sometimes shit like this ends up being a blessing in disguise, when it’s all said and done.

 

[Pittie Petey]

At least you have some time off to celebrate Michigan kicking ass. Go blue.

 

[HUGHPHUG]

My company was sold to our competitor a couple months ago and the official transfer took place on Friday, we had to fill out hella paperwork for our new benefits package and 401k, took a couple hours
I dont work on Mondays so I was just sitting at home, chilling and watching King Of The Hill when my buddy texted me and said they just had a meeting and the factory is closing!
I aint trippin cause I was planning on leaving in 2022 anyways but why the fuck did you make me fill out all that paperwork you assholes!

Sometimes being forced out is the nudge you need, make it work for the better init

 

[Pittie Petey]

Appears to be more time for Sherdog.

 

[Woldog]

Actually you just got promoted to a customer.

 

[fingercuffs]

Yea, Im great, thanks
I planned on leaving in 2020 but the world had other plans, just been biding my time ever since

Shiny then. Are you going to look for something immediately or enjoy the holidays and get on the case in the NY?
Pretty rubbish of them to lay you off before.