I Just Got Fired On My Day Off

Pliny Pete said:
My company was sold to our competitor a couple months ago and the official transfer took place on Friday, we had to fill out hella paperwork for our new benefits package and 401k, took a couple hours
I dont work on Mondays so I was just sitting at home, chilling and watching King Of The Hill when my buddy texted me and said they just had a meeting and the factory is closing!
I aint trippin cause I was planning on leaving in 2022 anyways but why the fuck did you make me fill out all that paperwork you assholes!


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Hey congrats dude... time for a holiday then?
 
I have my resume up on indeed and the amount of recruiters that try to slide into those DM’s is def on the uptick. It’s never been a better time to be looking for opportunity. At least in my area.
 
fingercuffs said:
Shiny then. Are you going to look for something immediately or enjoy the holidays and get on the case in the NY?
Pretty rubbish of them to lay you off before.
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Were supposedly still open til Feb 4 but Im sure thats bullshit
I'll go in til they tell me to stop and then I'll chill for awhile, go do a few fun things and then get back on the grind
I wont rush back but I also know I cant stay free without responsibility for too long or I'll end up under a bridge with a needle sticking outta my fuckin arm and who knows what sticking outta other places!
 
Well, the good news is it's never been easier to find a job.

Pliny Pete said:
Getting fired didnt bother me but Im sitting outside right now feeding all my animals around my job and this is making me sad
I will miss all my babies
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Yeah, my office told us to work from home forever and sold the property.
But we had ducks that would nest in the courtyards that I used to help take care of.


Anyhoo. Take care.
Even though you never answer my questions.
Bastard.
 
Pliny Pete said:
Were supposedly still open til Feb 4 but Im sure thats bullshit
I'll go in til they tell me to stop and then I'll chill for awhile, go do a few fun things and then get back on the grind
I wont rush back but I also know I cant stay free without responsibility for too long or I'll end up under a bridge with a needle sticking outta my fuckin arm and who knows what sticking outta other places!
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Okay, you've got a bit of time to play with even if it doesn't take you to Feb. Have you spoken to the company who took over?
Bridge living could be worse. Just no prick in the arm or ass!
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VulcanNervPinch said:
Well, the good news is it's never been easier to find a job.



Yeah, my office told us to work from home forever and sold the property.
But we had ducks that would nest in the courtyards that I used to help take care of.


Anyhoo. Take care.
Even though you never answer my questions.
Bastard.
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I honestly dont know what questions youre talking about but I will make a sincere effort to do better in the future
 
Pere it’s time for us to take the world by rain and combine our powers for the new et wtestilufn podcast the lake and pere show
 
Pliny Pete said:
My company was sold to our competitor a couple months ago and the official transfer took place on Friday, we had to fill out hella paperwork for our new benefits package and 401k, took a couple hours
I dont work on Mondays so I was just sitting at home, chilling and watching King Of The Hill when my buddy texted me and said they just had a meeting and the factory is closing!
I aint trippin cause I was planning on leaving in 2022 anyways but why the fuck did you make me fill out all that paperwork you assholes!


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You'll be all right. Similar thing happened to me at Tesla. I went to lunch and when I got back the whole building was in a meeting then my buddy told me they're laying off the entire building. They gave us 3 months though which we all used to look for another job while at work. My boss told me she didn't need my reports anymore just make sure I clock in and out each day.
 
Just travel around living in aribnb and soaking up unemployment
 
Take the opportunity to go back to school and get an education in something you love. That will benefit you for the rest of your life. A new you.
 
Sorry about the job loss bro.

I've got some medical waste in my pants if you need some extra cash between jobs.
 
Damn did you put your real weight down on the insurance forms? That's what probably did it
 
My job is always hiring

Hope you like glass and 12 hr shifts


We can even get tattooed together
 
Has anyone said, fired on your day off for stealing boxes yet.
 
sounds like they just bought your brand, and will ship the labor to cheaper china.
 
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