I Just Got Fired On My Day Off

Wait...are you guys in Berkeley? - If you are out of job and broke you probably need to go to some place like Missouri Lounge and not some high class microbrewery ;)
Lol, not on the breadline just yet thankfully. It does sound like fun two unemployed Sherdoggers getting trashed on posh expensive beer for the afternoon.
 
Fulfill the American tradition of going postal with a firearm at your ex workplace.
 
I suggest sending them a high resolution close up of your BH after a night of drinking beer and eating Buffalo wings and expired squid.
 
Hopefully you can afford rent etc. It's definitely a good time to be looking for a new job.

You should be able to land something with better pay.
 
Sorry about your job. Especially in these covid times.

Been there, wouldn't wish unemployment on my worst enemy.
 
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Can I interest you in a job in the exciting field of Canine Capture & Relocation Services?

We can go down to Berkeley and beg for change in front of Amoeba
Exciting new chapter to your lives...

"This Spring on NBC; from the creators of Manimal, and Falcon Crest, comes a riveting new tale of mystery and intrigue; Bitch-Hunters East Bay!

check local listings for time and availability
 
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I wonder what getting fired feels like.
 
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