I Just Got Attacked By My Dog

[Deleted member 245586]

Sorry, OP. Your fault. You don't reach for food when they're eating.

 

[Flashguard]

Prolly wont be able to whack off the rest of the day and its gonna be black and blue tomorrow

He didn’t bite both wrists

 

[Fugazy]

Thats what you get for having tats.

He shouldve got your throat imo.

 

[blaseblah]

Put him down.

For your own safety.

If he has kids this is a must

 

[El Chimpo]

Fred was having flashbacks

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Damn Pete you have a hairy penis

 

[no fat chicks]

Different culture hard to judge

 

[CutStryker]

No this is a different one

I remember some old relative telling me, “don’t ever mess with a dogs food.”

 

[Watcha gunna doo]

your arm is ugly as shit

 

[Kraysla]

Thinly veiled attempt to solicit a handy.

 

[lostdog000]

no peanut butter for him anymore

 

[ralphc1]

Sorry, OP. Your fault. You don't reach for food when they're eating.

I find it odd on some of the animal shows where they are so concerned about food aggression. They have a fake hand that they reach in with while the dog is eating. Sometimes a person deserves to get bitten because they do something stupid.

 

[13 others]

He was trying to lick some ice cream off the bottom of a bowl but his giant fat head wouldnt fit in the bowl so I announced that I would help him and grabbed the bowl to pour it for him and he snapped and came at me with furious anger and chomped my precious wrist
Hes old and doesnt hear or see that well anymore so he probably didnt hear me and thought it was my other dog who always tries to steal his food
Fucker got me good
Hurts like a bitch
Prolly wont be able to whack off the rest of the day and its gonna be black and blue tomorrow

What were you thinking when you got a text tattoo on your hand?

 

[lakersfan45]

Inb4 this becomes a pitbull thread.

Is it a pit? If so, is it gamebread? If so, you got off light.

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/my-dog-thinks-hes-mike-tyson-bloody-pics-inside.3169821/

 

[Zookeeper Gabe]

must hurt like a bitch whenever you take off a bandaid.

No bandaid would ever stick to that disgusting forest of keratin.

 

[DM1982]

@Pliny Pete


Am I the only person rooting for the dog?

 

[Deleted member 457759]

Funny responses in this thread.

Is that a prison tat?

 

[Stokanator]

He was trying to lick some ice cream off the bottom of a bowl but his giant fat head wouldnt fit in the bowl so I announced that I would help him and grabbed the bowl to pour it for him and he snapped and came at me with furious anger and chomped my precious wrist
Hes old and doesnt hear or see that well anymore so he probably didnt hear me and thought it was my other dog who always tries to steal his food
Fucker got me good
Hurts like a bitch
Prolly wont be able to whack off the rest of the day and its gonna be black and blue tomorrow

Never come between a dog and his food! Especially if it’s tastie human food. Even some of the best dogs have been known snap at their owners in these situations. It seems to get worse as they get older too.

 

[Deleted member 220895]

Doesn't sound like an attack. Sounds like a defense.

 

[ShinkanPo]

Did he also destroy your car?