I Just Got Attacked By My Dog

[Pittie Petey]

Fred?

Yea

 

[Pittie Petey]

my uncles husky bit me in about the same spot except for one of his canine teeth punctured a vein in the top of the hand. I bled like a stuck pig and my hand swelled up like a softball I reckon you'll lose about a week of whacking.

A week!!??!!??
Not sure if I wanna go on now

 

[Pittie Petey]

my uncles husky bit me in about the same spot except for one of his canine teeth punctured a vein in the top of the hand. I bled like a stuck pig and my hand swelled up like a softball I reckon you'll lose about a week of whacking.

A week!!??!!??
Not sure if I wanna go on now

 

[Pittie Petey]

What happened to that cat your dogs tried to murder?

Hes fine now I think
Hasnt snuck into my house since though

 

[Dick]

I gotchu

 

[Revolver]

You'll be alright, mija. I'm glad you didn't cry.

 

[Graves The Elder]

put the fucker down, I say!
*yells at cloud

 

[FacePunch]

 

[Pittie Petey]

Legit LOL'd out loud

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Your dog is not supposed to become aggressive when you attempt to take food away from them. If that’s happening, your dog has some issues that you will have to address.

 

[dildos]

First responses slay this thread!

 

[ROKKO]

Prolly wont be able to whack off the rest of the day and its gonna be black and blue tomorrow

I use these. Prolly too cool for you guys lol

Nice try @Kardashians alt account.

 

[CutStryker]

He was trying to lick some ice cream off the bottom of a bowl but his giant fat head wouldnt fit in the bowl so I announced that I would help him and grabbed the bowl to pour it for him and he snapped and came at me with furious anger and chomped my precious wrist
Hes old and doesnt hear or see that well anymore so he probably didnt hear me and thought it was my other dog who always tries to steal his food
Fucker got me good
Hurts like a bitch
Prolly wont be able to whack off the rest of the day and its gonna be black and blue tomorrow

Lol. Is this the same dog that attacked your neighbors cat?

 

[ROKKO]

@Kardashians I know people give you shit on if you are a guy or a girl but it doesn't matter to me I just needed to borrow your name for the joke. No hard feelings.

Adults who use prolly just always sticks out to me.

 

[Pittie Petey]

Lol. Is this the same dog that attacked your neighbors cat?

No this is a different one

 

[Pittie Petey]

Your dog is not supposed to become aggressive when you attempt to take food away from them. If that’s happening, your dog has some issues that you will have to address.

Yes hes old as fuck and is going blind and deaf, those are his issues
As soon as he released it was me he stopped and submitted

 

[minute bull]

New Name: Fred UFC Champ 2018 after just one fight

 

[gspieler]

Inb4 this becomes a pitbull thread.

 

[gspieler]

Is it a pit? If so, is it gamebread? If so, you got off light.

 

[MikeMcMann]