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I just got a weird message on my answering machine

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by VroomyJeeps, Feb 27, 2016.

  1. VroomyJeeps Brown Belt

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    I missed a call today and then I checked the answering machine, for some reason it made me crack up.




    also amber heard is hot

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  2. Dogstarman Old man jiu jitsu

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    I can't understand a word. II could make it was advertisement and cancellation.
     
  3. Rico Franklin Platinum Member

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    You actually still have a physical answering machine?
     
  4. jabba the punk Purple Belt

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    Sell your house and leave town as fast as you can. Keep away from public places and stick to pay phones.
     
  5. Ibis Participant

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    Kind of hard to understand the chap let alone take him seriously.
     
  6. Kardashians ☆ sitting on the moon ☽

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    call him back
    offer b hole
     
  7. Jesus Freak Banned Double Yellow Card

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    I think that's the standard FightPass subscription confirmation voicemail.
     
  8. Jayzer193 Purple Belt

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    Fixed for Kardashians.
     
  9. DeepCover Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    He sounds like the guy I buy most of my hard to find whiskey from. If he has any Pappy Van Winkle or Orphan Barrel Lost Prophet, shoot me a PM. I might be in the market.
     
  10. ShinkanPo 我敢說我愛你

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    Sounds like an Indian guy that is pissed off with some product because its already sold out and still being advertised.
     
  11. jefferz Gold Belt

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    The call came from inside the house! Run Vroomy, RUN!

    to late
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  12. 3825 968 moonwalking

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    You can move in with me vroomy. If you think that's weird, you're in for a special treat here ;)
     
  13. VulcanNervPinch Gold Belt

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    Oh, yeah.

    Now that Clippy's computer is down, he's moved on to pranking Doggers via the phone.
     
  14. fbgn sweeeet kosher transvestite Banned

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    lmao
     
  15. CatchOmega Hideous Disfigurement

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    Sounds like 90% of British Columbia's lower mainland.
     
  16. Brofessor Blue Belt

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    It sounded like you kicked his dog. You fucking guy. Bastard guy.
     
  17. Rex Skywalker Back away from the younglings Platinum Member

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    Bunch of non checking your voicemail swine ITT
     
  18. Jack Reacheround Never Go Black

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    Yeah, is it 1990 or something?
     
  19. InvertedCross Banned Double Yellow Card

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    Do you even WoW Bro?
     
  20. GSPOAB Postin' 25/8 Platinum Member

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    Its and angry Indian man thats all I can tell ya

    great now youtube is suggesting I watch bollywood music videos. I didnt need these problems TS
     

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